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[godno]

The game's opening in two days? Good for it. I can't wait to leave behind my entire life to get thrown back into the Bronze Age and build a world. You know who finds that interesting? Geeks. Nerds. You. I don't! This is the worst timing!

I have my dad to worry about.

And if you say 'which dad', I'm going to take one of my ribbons off and suffocate you with it.

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[ravenchaser]

[... it's impossible. It's impossible to take her seriously. This is all so ridiculous, it's not even worth getting annoyed over.]

Wait. Wait just a minute. I have to call her and tell her to stop looking like a child.

We might disturb someone. We can't have that.

[It's not even fun to play along either.]

When did you say you were leaving. [Can they have the farewell party right now?]

[godno]

I'm already gone.

[ waves ]