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The game's opening in two days? Good for it. I can't wait to leave behind my entire life to get thrown back into the Bronze Age and build a world. You know who finds that interesting? Geeks. Nerds. You. I don't! This is the worst timing!
I have my dad to worry about.
And if you say 'which dad', I'm going to take one of my ribbons off and suffocate you with it.
I have my dad to worry about.
And if you say 'which dad', I'm going to take one of my ribbons off and suffocate you with it.

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Let me spell it out for you: she's the exception— the only exception — not the rule.
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Just because she's an exception doesn't change what it is, or how creepy it looks! You may not be chasing other tail that flunk 'must be this tall to ride' roller coasters, and here, I'll give you the generous room for 'she's mentally way older than you', but really?
Really?
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Wait. Wait just a minute. I have to call her and tell her to stop looking like a child.
We might disturb someone. We can't have that.
[It's not even fun to play along either.]
When did you say you were leaving. [Can they have the farewell party right now?]
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