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dear_mun2013-02-11 12:18 am
msfabulosity) wrote in dear_mun2013-02-11 12:18 am
On mun's indescisiveness about sending her anywhere
My dearest mundane (such a terrible name to call you; can't it be something brighter?),
I'm afraid I must mention a few things to you, if you would be so kind as to lend me an ear. First of all, darling, that double tiered skirt you are planning on sewing is by no means going to pick itself up off the floor and stitch itself together for you. Come, come! You only have a little over a month to complete this and I refuse to see the work you've already done go to waste!
Of course, if it were me taking care of things, you would have a complete and polished ensemble by now.
[Flips her mane]
Second, I have touched up here and there in your headspace just about as much as I can, and while it is lovely, you promised you would take me out to see the world by now! Surely anymun can see a lady such as myself would grow dreary and bored without a change of scenery. ... I still refuse to consider this "Tower" place you have in mind, however. Not until it has received dusting, waxing, polishing, and a nice new coat of paint!
Lastly, goodness. In the name of Celestia, please find it in your heart to tell another so-called "muse" of yours in here to take that drab and outdated leather coat off! It does absolutely nothing for him. I've tried to insist a nice orange scarf, perhaps a touch of green or seafoam, but he continues to refuse! I simply cannot let a crime against fabulosity go--
[And somewhere in the headspace, an Axel tosses a pillow at her.]
... Well. I never!
I'm afraid I must mention a few things to you, if you would be so kind as to lend me an ear. First of all, darling, that double tiered skirt you are planning on sewing is by no means going to pick itself up off the floor and stitch itself together for you. Come, come! You only have a little over a month to complete this and I refuse to see the work you've already done go to waste!
Of course, if it were me taking care of things, you would have a complete and polished ensemble by now.
[Flips her mane]
Second, I have touched up here and there in your headspace just about as much as I can, and while it is lovely, you promised you would take me out to see the world by now! Surely anymun can see a lady such as myself would grow dreary and bored without a change of scenery. ... I still refuse to consider this "Tower" place you have in mind, however. Not until it has received dusting, waxing, polishing, and a nice new coat of paint!
Lastly, goodness. In the name of Celestia, please find it in your heart to tell another so-called "muse" of yours in here to take that drab and outdated leather coat off! It does absolutely nothing for him. I've tried to insist a nice orange scarf, perhaps a touch of green or seafoam, but he continues to refuse! I simply cannot let a crime against fabulosity go--
[And somewhere in the headspace, an Axel tosses a pillow at her.]
... Well. I never!
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Darling, what in all of Equestria are you thinking!? How could you forget something so basic, so necessary!?
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I see. So you're into pulling off little pranks, are you?