on account creation | homeless

[literallythebestusername]

Mun--

You don't have a last name and I don't know how to feel about that. But this is literally the most flattered I have ever been.

I am honored. I am touched. I am determined to make you proud.

Now, let's go for a run and come up with a list of things you can do with this account. Running increases your heart rate which improves your blood flow which stimulates your creativity.


As does ginkgo biloba.




And Vitamin B.

Comments

[literallythebestusername]

April Ludgate! Your skin is luminous. If I could, I would take it off your body and show it to--all right, yes, I see how that could be misinterpreted as "creepy."

[annoyed]

[She uncovers her face, given him a "duh" look.]

You shouldn't get too comfortable. Your mun's probably just going to trap you up in the attic of her brain with all the other muses she doesn't want. It's what mine does. And it's gross up there. It's full of spiderwebs and abandoned plot ideas.

[literallythebestusername]

That is literally the most depressing thing I have ever heard. I don't like depressing news. It makes me go to my dark place.

Luckily, a strong dosage of Vitamin C and some time in the sunshine helps to fight that!

[annoyed]

Sunshine gives you skin cancer. Are you promoting skin cancer, Chris?

[literallythebestusername]

I am determined to not let that comment drive me into a vast, endless depression.