Third time's the charm, meatship

[equivalent_trade]

Impeccable choice. Nothing against furballs or anything, but when you need to get the job done, I'm your alchemist.

...as long as I don't have to drink any milk.

Comments

[equivalent_trade]

You should be more specific.

I don't really care what kind of weird kinks you're into, honestly.

[gary_golden]

Y'know boss. I think I'll just cut the bullshit now and prove it to you that old Gary isn't just blowing smoke.

[Right in front of him Edward would see Gary change, into another Edward Elric. Staring right back at him.]

[equivalent_trade]

[BATTLE MODE]

I should have known it was you.

[gary_golden]

Known it was who boss? I haven't seen you before in my life.

[equivalent_trade]

Quit calling me boss. You sound like a broken record.

And that's exactly what you'd say if you were Envy. Change back. Now.

[gary_golden]

I'm not scared of you boss. But if it will stop you from being homicidal sure.

[So with that Gary was back to his ugly old self.]

[equivalent_trade]

It doesn't matter if you're scared or not. You stay away from me. And my brother, too.

[gary_golden]

It seems you're mistaking me for somebody else boss. I'm not from your world.