Mun is worried about AU

[unexpected_death]

Mun, babe, chill.
I'm sure people will love little old me and if they don't, who cares?
You can always switch back to the real canon and let this little thing die.

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[unexpected_death]

My title during the whole thing was "The Prince of Doom" I guess it was a pretty accurate title since I was the first one of us to die.

[perceptive_purple]

Wh-what?! B-but... you are death! You don't... die...

[unexpected_death]

To become a god in our case, you have to die first.
But you have to die in a certain place or you're done for good.

[perceptive_purple]

S-so they're really all dead...? I... I see...

D-do you have any memory of the person you used to be before you died?

Some details may change as I fiddle with things.

[unexpected_death]

In a sense but we came back pretty quickly.

Yeah we're the same people we were before we died. It was more a physical transformation than anything. We got these goofy looking hoods and then we could suddenly do some amazing things.

My first job was to take care of an entire universe full of dead things. Give them a temporary home before the new universe was made.

[perceptive_purple]

... Y-you're not going to make a universe full of dead people, are you?

... I mean, I like the dead. A lot. It's just that a lot of them are better off where they are.

[unexpected_death]

Of course not.
But with the entire universe destroyed there were a lot of dead souls that needed a place to rest so it was sort of a training mission for me how to be the wonderful god of the dead you know today.

[perceptive_purple]

I... I see... It all sounds a little unsettling, but... I also believe you know what you're doing. I hope. So I won't complain.

J-just... be safe, and don't get in trouble, Hades.

[unexpected_death]

Well the underworld had to get started somehow.

By the way, what's your name babe?

[perceptive_purple]

I'm Persephone. Goddess of spring, and the transformation from death to new life.

[unexpected_death]

[Excuse him while his jaw hits the ground.]

[perceptive_purple]

I'm... also technically the wife of Hades and Queen of the Underworld. But, you can have the whole place to yourself, really. It's my main source of inspiration, but it's not like I need to rule it or anything.

[unexpected_death]

Yeah I kind of got who you were with your name.
I just didn't expect to meet you here.

[perceptive_purple]

Y-you mean there's a Persephone in your world of origin?

... I'm nothing like her, am I.

[unexpected_death]

No, our seer told me about her. She hasn't even been born yet in my world.

[Oh great she looked sad, so now he would slide over and put his hands on her shoulders.]

Hey hey hey.
You don't have to be like anybody.
You just have to be you and you'll dazzle them more that way.

[perceptive_purple]

[Her eyes go wide open at that.]

Whoa, that's... the exact same advice I usually give my friends. How ironic...

[Finally, she smiles, placing one of her hands over Hades'.]

Thank you, Hades. I'm not really the sort who has self-esteem issues, but I do want my theoretical husband to be happy with me.

[unexpected_death]

Well consider me happy babe.

[He smiled a little at that.]

[perceptive_purple]

... That... that means a lot, you know.

[A blush, and a small smile.]

So what were you told about Persephone?

[unexpected_death]

I aim to please.

[That blush was pretty cute.]

Only that she is very pretty and might be apprehensive about the arrangement at first.

Well I think you have the pretty thing down at least.

[perceptive_purple]

Th-thank you... I'm... not sure what to make of that comment, but... thank you, really.

[That blush is also only getting redder and fiercer, at this point.]

Well, if... if you ever meet her, I hope she is willing to help you in your effort and act in the interest of the dead. ... Because that's what I would do.

[unexpected_death]

Well considering the old mun isn't planning on sending me back, you might be the one to be perfectly honest.

[Even he's a little awkward at admitting that, he's a little glad he can't blush actually.]

[perceptive_purple]

"The one", as in... the one? If you know what I mean.

[This is getting more awkward by the minute, isn't it?]

[unexpected_death]

Yeah that is what I mean.

[Yep he made this more awkward than he intended to.]

[perceptive_purple]

[A smile.]

Alright, then, let's just see where this goes, shall we?

Tell me, Hades. What will the new universe be like? Aside from being a giant frog. How do you envision it?

And I'm going to get some sleep

[unexpected_death]

[Well we just discovered Hades could blush, his flame turns pink.]

Yeah we'll see.

Well it has a version of Earth.
We're supposed to just gently shape it over time until we get to the greek era.
Then we're allowed to show up again.