canon is beautiful creatures - re: the upcoming movie

[likeaquaman]

So, let me get this straight. They're making a movie about Lena's Sixteenth Moon, and there's probably going to be an influx of Lenas after that? As in, lots and lots of versions of my girlfriend?

Sorry, I'm really failing to see a downside to any of this. Are you sure there is one?

- Ethan

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[claimyourself]

The downside is your girlfriend electrocuting any other Lenas you look at, Ethan Wate.

[She's kidding. Mostly.]

But if that's the way you're going to be, I can always hang around all the new Ethans that are sure to spring up.

[likeaquaman]

[ahaha.

ahem.

awkward.]

Those Ethans don't have anything on me.

[...unless he's better looking than me, QUICK SEARCH ON PHONE GOOOO.]

[thirddegreeburns]

And you ain't worried about more of me showing up? Why Short Straw, I'm almost insulted.

[likeaquaman]

I'm plenty worried about more of you showing up. I don't actually see an upside to that.

[thirddegreeburns]

Link'd be pretty happy I think.

[claimyourself]

How do you know until you see them in action?

[Meh, he's not bad, not bad. A little too short to be her Ethan, though.]

[likeaquaman]

I can take an educated guess, mostly because they're not me. And you -

[He puts an arm around her waist, tugging her close.]

Know that too.

[likeaquaman]

Link likes a lot of things that aren't necessarily good for him.

[claimyourself]

I don't know...

[She smirks, resting her hands on his chest.]

You might have to give me a reminder on what makes you so special.

[droppedtwinkie]

Forget about Lena. Think of all the Ridleys that are going to be invading.

[likeaquaman]

Yeah, but that isn't necessarily a good thing, man. More Rids means more lollipops, and more trouble.

[likeaquaman]

I hope you don't have any plans tonight you don't mind cancelling.

[He kisses her, slow and sweet.]

[droppedtwinkie]

And we got plenty o'trouble without a hundred of her addin' to it.

[claimyourself]

Oh yeah, you know me. Totally full schedule...

[Oh, hello, Ethan's mouth. She'll just show you some attention now. For a nice, long time, now that she can.]

[eventheskylooksdifferent]

Lots and lots of me, yeah.

And lots and lots of you.

I'm not seeing a downside there.

[likeaquaman]

Exactly. That's one downside.

Admittedly, a bunch of Lenas could have a downside too, like flooding all of South Carolina.

[likeaquaman]

None of them have anything on me, L.

[likeaquaman]

[Yes, good, let us do this thing called making out.

When he pulls back - not because he thinks he's about to die, but because he needs good old-fashioned air - he grins, lopsided.]

See? Kind of a big deal.

[claimyourself]

[Since it looks like they do it every five minutes in the movie, they may as well get into the spirit of things.]

You're very persuasive, I'll have you know. Okay, I guess you're not in danger of being replaced. Now what about me? Can any of those redheaded Lenas without bright green eyes make you fall head over heels?

[eventheskylooksdifferent]

Just like none of those others are going to have a thing on me. So we agree.

and then i dusted off this account...

[libricustodis]

More than one Lena Duchannes? Can the world handle such a thing?

[droppedtwinkie]

Now I'm gettin' a little scared. Good thing I got my garden shears.

[thirddegreeburns]

Hot Rod knows what's good for him and what isn't.

He just seems to prefer things that isn't. Like twinkies. That boy is damn obsessed with twinkies.

[likeaquaman]

Mmm ...

[watch him pretend to consider this for all of point two seconds.]

Nah, I don't think so. But I might have to be sure.

[likeaquaman]

What's wrong with Twinkies?

I mean, despite the fact that you can bury them and they'll still be okay after the zombie apocalypse.