Voice Testing

[shuttergirl]

Ayayaya-! You're acting more unpredictable than the weather, mun. I don't really think I can kick up a story about another of your spontaneous urges to give another denizen of Gensokyo a whirl, but I suppose I could try.

How about "It takes one to app, two to tengu"? That has a pretty good ring to it, I could probably get away with that on a side column somewhere. We'll need a few snapshots just for the sake of it though, can't let my photography skills go to waste. It's not like anyone reads articles anyway, the headline and the pictures are enough.

So while I'm writing this up you can go try writing that app. I'm not sharing my writing style with you so you're on your own. [...] What's with that look? Come on, the content doesn't matter! Just get them hooked and you're done!

Comments

[carnagescissorstheworld]

I don't think "two to tengu" would get anyone hooked. They'd probably just think you're speaking another language or something...

[shuttergirl]

Speaking for yourself there or for the masses? I think the majority might want a word with you if you go putting words into their mouths. It's easy enough to understand no matter what language you put it in.

[carnagescissorstheworld]

Like hell it does, it doesn't even make any sense! A spirit thing isn't a verb, smartass.

[shuttergirl]

Looks like we have a feisty one. Your friendly neighbourhood Shameimaru here! Today we're taking a closer look at the white haired guy who shouts a lot.

Go on, say something else, just go about your normal life.

[carnagescissorstheworld]

Wh-what the...!? [He's so speechless right now.]

[shuttergirl]

Go on, just pretend I'm not even here.

[carnagescissorstheworld]

Hell no! I'm not letting some little girl document me, that's weird AND a bit too dangerous! For me!

[shuttergirl]

Great, that's plenty enough to work with. Now all I need is a name. As you know I'm already your friendly Shameimaru, care to fill in the blank?

[carnagescissorstheworld]

I'm not filling in anything! And what do you mean you have "plenty enough to work with?"

[shuttergirl]

For my next latest edition of my newspaper! You've given me enough material to scrape something together. Now come on, what's your name? I suppose it doesn't matter too much, I can just give you any name I suppose.

How does Kintarō sound? I think it'll be more fitting when you upset me and say it's a poor name choice, so it's up to you how this goes.

[carnagescissorstheworld]

Do I look like a Kintaro to you? I'm not interested in being in your dumb newspaper, so I'm not giving you my name! Go play somewhere else.