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Aya Shameimaru (射命丸　文) ([personal profile] shuttergirl) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-12 02:09 am
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Voice Testing

Ayayaya-! You're acting more unpredictable than the weather, mun. I don't really think I can kick up a story about another of your spontaneous urges to give another denizen of Gensokyo a whirl, but I suppose I could try.

How about "It takes one to app, two to tengu"? That has a pretty good ring to it, I could probably get away with that on a side column somewhere. We'll need a few snapshots just for the sake of it though, can't let my photography skills go to waste. It's not like anyone reads articles anyway, the headline and the pictures are enough.

So while I'm writing this up you can go try writing that app. I'm not sharing my writing style with you so you're on your own. [...] What's with that look? Come on, the content doesn't matter! Just get them hooked and you're done!

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watchwolf: (tussled feathers)

[personal profile] watchwolf 2012-02-12 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
... That doesn't even make sense. Two to tengu? Really?
shuttergirl: TH 10.5 (Are you going to do something interestin)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm working with what I've got and that isn't exactly a lot you know. Ah well, it's not like any human will read it anyway!
watchwolf: (red of her eyes)

[personal profile] watchwolf 2012-02-12 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Or anyone.

While we're here, just where is it you're headed? Don't just take off without telling anyone.
whimsicalwinds: (057. various unforeseen developments)

[personal profile] whimsicalwinds 2012-02-12 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
'Two to tengu'...?
shuttergirl: Zerochan (Extra~ Extra~ There is no extra!)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Now now, I'm sure I can peddle my stories off onto someone, especially if I'm headed elsewhere!

Somewhere off in the middle of nowhere, Luceti was it? The Miko is already there, and that ghost from the netherworld, seems like a pretty good scoop. Ah, I wonder if the ghost would show up on film?
shuttergirl: Zerochan (Meh I can always make up the content.)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
What, you too? I was sure I was onto a newspaper prize winning title with that one.
whimsicalwinds: (016. chase after the tailwind)

[personal profile] whimsicalwinds 2012-02-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, well... it's not bad or anything, but... [yeah it's kinda lame] ...Ah, people may not be able to understand the pun, is all!
watchwolf: (mountain stillness)

[personal profile] watchwolf 2012-02-12 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
The place with the wings...

... You already have wings, Aya-san.
immaterial_and_missing: (Heh heh)

[personal profile] immaterial_and_missing 2012-02-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Or is it 'it takes two tengu to do anything'?
shuttergirl: TH 10.5 (No no I'm a tengu pretending to be human)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's not so much the pun than it is the alliteration, that's a big hit with the readers when you're going for something eye-catching.

Sadly I don't think "Mun can't learn to control their apping urges" sounds any better.
whimsicalwinds: (018. from past to future)

[personal profile] whimsicalwinds 2012-02-12 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm.. I guess that is true... But maybe there's a name you can figure out that is both eye-catching and easy to understand.
shuttergirl: TH 10.5 (I'm just a simple newspaper reporter...)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Good observation. Wonder how that'll be handled there anyway, the wing deal.

Let me put it this way then, the place you're taken to and experimented on and forced to fight in drafts. How's that?
shuttergirl: TH 10.5 (Are you going to do something interestin)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh haha.] This is your friendly neighbourhood Shameimaru here! Today we're watching the habits of one loud-mouthed and active oni.
watchwolf: (stalwart guardian)

[personal profile] watchwolf 2012-02-12 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
In other words, a place you're going to get into trouble at. -LONG PAINED SIGH.-

I can't follow, so try to watch out for yourself while you're there. I don't want to have to report your untimely demise to the Daitengu.
shuttergirl: TH 10.5 (Ah yes why don't I start a new column?)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm open to any new ideas you might have, not that I've ever taken material from a human for anything past my own articles before. This could be a first.
immaterial_and_missing: (Sooo drunk)

[personal profile] immaterial_and_missing 2012-02-12 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
What habits? I get drunk and laze around. I don't have any tengu to whip into shape, as badly as they need it anymore~
higan_retour: (nervous chuckle)

[personal profile] higan_retour 2012-02-12 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's a really bad pun, but I think I get the point at least.
shuttergirl: Zerochan (Ah you realized how good my material is.)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
If that trouble spurs a good incident to cover then I'm all for it. [Chill Momiji it's fine~]

I can take of myself well enough so don't go spreading any rumours about Gensokyo's reporter tengu too soon.
shuttergirl: Zerochan (Ah yes you'd like a serial feature too?)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I've gotten stories out of worse, "Lazy oni contributes nothing to society, lies to humans in spare time".

Us tengu are just fine without you dropping in and whipping us around, not that you would be able to catch any of us now I imagine.
shuttergirl: TH 10.5 (Ah yes why don't I start a new column?)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
And the one who gets it is the ferryman, today is full of surprises. I thought an off pun might appeal to my dead readers.
immaterial_and_missing: (Derpa)

[personal profile] immaterial_and_missing 2012-02-12 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Lie to humans? Ohhh you guys really have lost it. There's a big difference between lying and not telling the truth. Though I guess it's fine cuz no one takes your paper seriously anyway. So you can say what you want.

[Grin]

And I don't need to chase you to catch you~

[She giggles]

NOW. You wanna drink or not?
watchwolf: (tussled feathers)

[personal profile] watchwolf 2012-02-12 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Rumors are your game, not mine.

... I'm just worried, alright? I don't like the idea of you being somewhere I can't go in case of an emergency.
shuttergirl: TH 10.5 (I've been hardened by a hundred battles)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
No one pays the actual content much mind anyway, just the opening line and the front page spread. Who cares what else I say~

And I don't imagine you do, even rollicking drunk your power probably still surpasses imagination.

[Now she really shouldn't drink on the job.]

What time is it? Ah, I suppose that really doesn't matter to you. [Go on then, just one. If she can get away with one.]
higan_retour: (Geaze....)

[personal profile] higan_retour 2012-02-12 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
How is that surprising? Do you have low expectations of me or something?
shuttergirl: Zerochan (How many words do you think humans read?)

[personal profile] shuttergirl 2012-02-12 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Who knows, with me out of the picture you might have time to join in that game. Better you than that spirit photographer at any rate.

Hopefully there won't be any emergencies for you to worry about! If something goes wrong maybe you'll hear about it on the wind. [...] Thanks for your concern though, Momiji.
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