Voice Testing

[shuttergirl]

Ayayaya-! You're acting more unpredictable than the weather, mun. I don't really think I can kick up a story about another of your spontaneous urges to give another denizen of Gensokyo a whirl, but I suppose I could try.

How about "It takes one to app, two to tengu"? That has a pretty good ring to it, I could probably get away with that on a side column somewhere. We'll need a few snapshots just for the sake of it though, can't let my photography skills go to waste. It's not like anyone reads articles anyway, the headline and the pictures are enough.

So while I'm writing this up you can go try writing that app. I'm not sharing my writing style with you so you're on your own. [...] What's with that look? Come on, the content doesn't matter! Just get them hooked and you're done!

Comments

[shuttergirl]

No~ No~ I have very high expectations of you, dead person who might be brewing some other sort of scandal.

Expectations in terms of news rather than perception however.

[higan_retour]

I'm not dead you know. There's a difference between dead and not alive.

There's no scandal in my future, and I was talking about your perception of me, not what kind of story you think you can get.

[shuttergirl]

It's a little hard for me to tell when there's such a thin line between the two. Neither seem all that active after all.

You never know what there might be in the future, you can't predict these sorts of things. Try sleeping with one eye open though, just in case you're planning something you didn't even know about.

[higan_retour]

There's a huge line, and I'm active enough in my own way.

I think I can predict my own actions well enough. Anyway even if I did something that was your sort of news worthy I wouldn't let it out in the open.

[shuttergirl]

Being active in your dreams doesn't mean the same for reality.

You don't even need to let it out, Gensokyo's faster reporter would be on the case before you had the chance to even deem it newsworthy~!

[higan_retour]

Don't act like I don't ever do anything.

So does that mean I should chase you away whenever I see you then?

[shuttergirl]

Who's acting?

If you think just seeing me is enough forewarning for this sort of thing then go right ahead.

[higan_retour]

Then don't assume what isn't true.

That persistent huh? Fine, but even if you come around you're not going to find anything interesting.

[shuttergirl]

Who's assuming?

You never know, even the most uninteresting tidbits can flourish into massive scoops. Have a little more faith in your news making abilities!

[higan_retour]

Either way your accusation is false.

Wouldn't that just be lying and making up stuff that isn't true? Didn't you get yelled at for that already?

[shuttergirl]

That's a matter of opinion, one most people wouldn't be interested in reading about and would rather take the title as the end all of the article.

There's nothing wrong with exaggerating the truth a little. It's all padding around the main affair, the photo, anyway. [And even if she did get scolded for it would that really stop her? Hah!]

[higan_retour]

Which means I would rather you didn't spread false rumors about me if no one is going to bother knowing the full story.

There's lots wrong with that.