Voice Testing

[shuttergirl]

Ayayaya-! You're acting more unpredictable than the weather, mun. I don't really think I can kick up a story about another of your spontaneous urges to give another denizen of Gensokyo a whirl, but I suppose I could try.

How about "It takes one to app, two to tengu"? That has a pretty good ring to it, I could probably get away with that on a side column somewhere. We'll need a few snapshots just for the sake of it though, can't let my photography skills go to waste. It's not like anyone reads articles anyway, the headline and the pictures are enough.

So while I'm writing this up you can go try writing that app. I'm not sharing my writing style with you so you're on your own. [...] What's with that look? Come on, the content doesn't matter! Just get them hooked and you're done!

Comments

[immaterial_and_missing]

Lie to humans? Ohhh you guys really have lost it. There's a big difference between lying and not telling the truth. Though I guess it's fine cuz no one takes your paper seriously anyway. So you can say what you want.

[Grin]

And I don't need to chase you to catch you~

[She giggles]

NOW. You wanna drink or not?

[shuttergirl]

No one pays the actual content much mind anyway, just the opening line and the front page spread. Who cares what else I say~

And I don't imagine you do, even rollicking drunk your power probably still surpasses imagination.

[Now she really shouldn't drink on the job.]

What time is it? Ah, I suppose that really doesn't matter to you. [Go on then, just one. If she can get away with one.]

[immaterial_and_missing]

[Man you think Suika cares about drinking on the job? Nope! Even after all the character-flaw-ripping she's still in a good mood]

Yeah. One or ten can't hurt.

[And there ya go Aya. A sake dish big enough to sit in, filled up nicely!

Just remember what 'one drink' is to an oni~!]

[shuttergirl]

One sounds fine, ten might be pushing it.

[Though in this case one is probably pushing it too. Geeze Suika, invest in some cups or something.

Can she just nurse this? There's no way Aya can down a whole dish in one.]

[immaterial_and_missing]

... Whaaat...

Don't tell me the tengu forgot how to drink...

[You can but think of what she might say! D:]

[shuttergirl]

Of course not, sadly not everyone can stomach alcohol quite as well as an oni.

[She's just... Sizing it up. Or something.

...Okay she doesn't want to offend an oni. Bottoms up!]

Bwah! Aheheh, once you get started it's a lot easier than it looks! [...Burp.]

[immaterial_and_missing]

Yeah but some of ya could even keep up with us...

[Watching her go, it just makes her grin bigger]

Yeah it is~! [She giggles and pretty much drinks about the same draught from her own gourd, gulping it down greedily, then swaying a little.]

Wanna 'nother?

[shuttergirl]

I'm just a simple reporter tengu, not some big time drinker.

[Could they keep up with giant plates of sake?! Ah whatever whatever, she's enjoying herself now.]

Sure, another round on the oni! [Hehe, 'on the oni'. What was that about only one drink again.]

[immaterial_and_missing]

You're still a tengu. C'mon. You guys can't have lost all your pride in that regard.

[Things change when you live under a rock for 200 years, Suika]

Hey now, we're not getting anything 'off' me. [Oh well. She pours round two! You don't mind that she's sharing her oni sake, right?]

[shuttergirl]

Don't worry, nothing will be coming off you. Like your power the scandal would be unfathomable!

[She's way past minding much of anything at this point, having settled herself down to gulp down another dish. Phew!]

Hehe, then again that would make for some good material right there.

[immaterial_and_missing]

[She giggles] As much as it might actually make someone read it, I doubt it'd be worth it. Too weird, anyway.

[And down she goes another gourd full!]