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Hey.

Hey, Mundane.

Maybe you should actually pay attention to me instead of dragging me out because you're bored. I have important things to do like be the Ultimates' sidekick since me being on the team isn't good enough to actually have anything to do.

(Old complaints, I know.)

But while we're on the topic, I'll admit, I don't... dislike the kid. But you can get why I'm not really all for it yet, either. And I'm not telling him anything. At least, not until I'm ready.

But, you know. President Cap knows best and all.

The point is -- pay attention to me or I'll just lay around and play dead until you notice me.

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[ ... ] Yeah, the castle. Good times. [ moooore of a mixed bag... but hey, he wouldn't have met a ton of people without stumbling ass over heels into the castle. ]

Long story short, I'm a time god now, I think? And right now I'm surfing a research base in a meteor piloted by a blind dude outside of time and space to a new universe where I'm gonna meet up with Jade and John. I'm with Rose and a bunch of still alive trolls; there are a bunch of dead ones but I don't know where that shady as hell clown has been hiding them. Also, I guess me and Terezi are dating? That's a thing. [ ... ] I think that's everything important. What about you? I mean, its not like you told me a whole lot about your superhero deal, but...? [ now that i think about it i don't think she ever told him about the clone thing LFMAO ]

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[ staring... ]

That's... definitely a lot of stuff. Time god though? We're just gonna mention that and keep going? [ pushing her hair back. she's teasing but she is definitely confused ]

-- Who's Terezi? I've never met her. Is she cute? [ oh no her peterness. but ugh now the conversation is on her. she pauses.... AND NO SHE HASN'T EVER TOLD HIM ABOUT THE CLONE THING LMAO ]

Um. Well.... Nothing big really happened...? You know, I joined some awesome government superhero team. Some dude attacked the white house and tried to take over the world for the name of science, a bunch of other dudes, new Spider-Man, new civil war, new president, etc. Nothing big.

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[ slow nod on her life update. ] War in heaven and hell and a bunch of "what a hurricane of twists brought to you by whatever we pull out of our asses" stalking every update. You're living the super hero dream, bro. Have you been a bad enough dude to save the president? And what was wrong with the old Spider-Man? Pete seemed ok.

Oh yeah, we're skirting that topic. It's like the wardrobe of a thousand bug-eyed anime girlfriends in here.

[ speaking of... ]

[ he seems to be giving the terezi cuteness conundrum some serious thought. ] Cute's not the word. Like... If someone was like, hey, check this shit out, and pulled out a fist sized cockroach from their bag, you'd be like, wow, fuck this, call the national guard, right? But then the other guy's like, no wait, watch this, and the cockroach rolls over and plays dead, and can whistle the national anthem, and draws really goddamn awful comics, and also has really bad ideas about food that are also kind of awesome in practice, and ends up being a really good friend? Yeah, sure, that's cool. Still a giant fucking cockroach, but she's cool. Yeah, that's Terezi. Gross, but weirdly endearing.

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[ oh man she forgot about how much he can talk wow. counting off her fingers now and trying to be so casual but wow she's shaking up on the inside because goddammit dave she missed you so much. ]

Nah, but now a former team member of mine is president so I guess he won't need much saving. Captain America -- ever heard of him? [ and then she pauses and bites her lip. sure tell sign that something's up. ] He's -- um -- he's not around anymore. [ :{

and another pause. because what the fuck. [

You lost me at cockroach.