WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF DRAVEN

[leagueofdraven]

Good to see you finally got some taste, kid. You finally decided to take Draven out for a spin. Haven't even picked me as a champion yet. Damn shame. No matter how bad you are, I make you look good. No one can even come close to my level of awesome.

This Santa Destroy place you're thinking of sending me... I approves. Seems like the type of place where I'd thrive. Then again, any place that's lacking me would be perfect. Though I'm not too keen of starting at the bottom of the totem pole. Draven's not any number other than #1.

On the other hand, nothing I like more than showing off why I'm the best in the world.

Some guys go where they please. Draven, however, pleases where he goes. If they're not, though, I'll just axe them why.

Get me some more icons, while you're at it. Not even a fully maxed out paid account can hold all the Draven you'll need to pull this off.

Comments

[universalrecipient]

Do leave the puns to someone compatible, would you, Executioner?

[leagueofdraven]

Don't worry. While one-liners and puns are all a part of showmanship, I'll leave the blood puns to you.

Wouldn't want any bad blood between us.

[universalrecipient]

[Oh. Is that how it's gonna be, Draven? Very well, then...]

Of course not, we wouldn't want such a thing to leak out, now would we?

[leagueofdraven]

Of course not. Though I think your efforts would be in vein.

[he is so going there. HE CAN WIN ANY WAR. INCLUDING PUN WARS.]

[universalrecipient]

[AW HELL NAW, MUSTACHE MAN. IT IS ON.]

Really, though - changing your gimmick so suddenly, that would certainly be a hard cell to your fans.

[leagueofdraven]

Draven's gotta keep the act fresh.

Gotta keep the fans bloodthirsty.