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[composure]

As much as I like you, mademoiselle, maybe you and your friends should keep quiet about my relationship with Mikoto. We're only married at that place.

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[yashirou]

Being married at all sounds almost nice...!

[ Meanwhile, he still doesn't have anyone at his place -- ]

-- He could cook for you!

[composure]

[ no, no, you don't get it shiro. his lady practically wants him and mikoto to fuck and be an actual couple, she and her friends even agree they're already married in canon ]

I actually do the cooking.

[yashirou]

[ It's not like his mun hasn't considered the pairing! But what is a relationship -- ]

Ehhh, that doesn't seem right--!



But you're the wife, then?

You should get him to help you out sometime!

[composure]

[ what is a relationship indeed. he just knows mikoto for years honestly ]

Well, he doesn't cook that much, unless he's bothered to do so...

[ did you just call him the wife are you asking for a death wish ]

I'm no wife.

[yashirou]

So your King is the wife?

[ he seems confused by that -- ]


[ also he wasn't even phased by Kuro pulling out his sword that time remember -- ]

Hmm, but you'd be able to make even more food if he helped out!

[composure]

[ why shiro why ]

... he's capable of following instructions so I guess... maybe. It's kind of an unspoken agreement that the kitchen's my place.

[yashirou]

Like it was with Kuro, ehh...?

But, really! If he has the ability, he should at least try.

Food can even sometimes benefit from more personal touches, you know?

[alighter]

...



[ suddenly really glad he's not going anywhere ]

[composure]

[ WHY ARE YOU HERE he cries ]

... Sorry.

[alighter]

[ HE'S WONDERING THE SAME TBH also that's a mental image he didn't want thank you

curses games deeply ]

... Nothing you could do 'bout it, I guess.

[composure]

[ he also curses the day his mun decided to watch/read their show??? because. all the things he does not need to know like ever.

also a sigh on his end ]

A couple of her friends call me your manwife.

[alighter]

[ izumo
are you insisting on telling him Things He Never Wanted to Know ]

Shut 'em up.

[composure]

[ maybe. what if he also wants you to suffer-- wait, he's also suffering over there. ]

You know these people aren't easy to shut up. Not even with violence.

[ he's tried. he really did. ]

[circling]

So basically, nothing changed?

[composure]

[ totsuka, do you know how much he hates you ]

What's that supposed to mean?

[circling]

You two have always been very close, so it means what it means.

[composure]

So? That doesn't mean we're like a married couple.

[ spoiler: they are ]

[circling]

Even your denying is married-like!

Haaah, I'm jealous!

[composure]

[ long suffering sigh as he pinches the bridge of his nose. great, does he not have allies ]

[skilful]

... then, 'Queen'?

[composure]

[ face meets palm ]

Shut it.

[skilful]

[ l a u g h i n g ]

Yes, yes! [ then thoughtfully: ] Empress Consort sounds better, doesn't it?

[composure]

[ his mun is already making lion king jokes about them don't add fuel to the fire ]

Askin' for a death wish?

[skilful]

[ ...but he's already dead, Kusanagi-san. ]

No~pe! [ it was just too easy okay. ] Rough week?

[composure]

[ ... point ]

Not...really. Girl needs to shut up.