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As much as I like you, mademoiselle, maybe you and your friends should keep quiet about my relationship with Mikoto. We're only married at that place.

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Being married at all sounds almost nice...!

[ Meanwhile, he still doesn't have anyone at his place -- ]

-- He could cook for you!

[ no, no, you don't get it shiro. his lady practically wants him and mikoto to fuck and be an actual couple, she and her friends even agree they're already married in canon ]

I actually do the cooking.

[ It's not like his mun hasn't considered the pairing! But what is a relationship -- ]

Ehhh, that doesn't seem right--!

But you're the wife, then?

You should get him to help you out sometime!

[ what is a relationship indeed. he just knows mikoto for years honestly ]

Well, he doesn't cook that much, unless he's bothered to do so...

[ did you just call him the wife are you asking for a death wish ]

I'm no wife.

So your King is the wife?

[ he seems confused by that -- ]

[ also he wasn't even phased by Kuro pulling out his sword that time remember -- ]

Hmm, but you'd be able to make even more food if he helped out!

[ why shiro why ]

... he's capable of following instructions so I guess... maybe. It's kind of an unspoken agreement that the kitchen's my place.

...

[ suddenly really glad he's not going anywhere ]

[ WHY ARE YOU HERE he cries ]

... Sorry.

[ HE'S WONDERING THE SAME TBH also that's a mental image he didn't want thank you

curses games deeply ]

... Nothing you could do 'bout it, I guess.

[ he also curses the day his mun decided to watch/read their show??? because. all the things he does not need to know like ever.

also a sigh on his end ]

A couple of her friends call me your manwife.

[ izumo
are you insisting on telling him Things He Never Wanted to Know ]

Shut 'em up.

[ maybe. what if he also wants you to suffer-- wait, he's also suffering over there. ]

You know these people aren't easy to shut up. Not even with violence.

[ he's tried. he really did. ]

[ he didn't sign up for anything that binds them through happiness and hardships through sickness and health ok stop ]

Try harder.

[ technically their friendship of what, 8? 10? years, sounds more like a marriage already-- wait no munlady GET OUT OF HERE ]

Fine.

[ and now an important question for the boss: ]

So, you're just idling?

[ ~~yeah it is a marriage but we don't talk about that--~~ ]

Looks like it.

Can't complain.

[ coughs. ]

Sounds good. Hope your person doesn't send you anywhere.

Pretty sure she won't.

Something about being insecure 'n shit.

Really?

She's doing a pretty good job so far.

... Don't encourage it.

It'll be fine if it's just this place.

Who knows.

So what else did you do. Other than getting married.

[ ...

are you asking him that

are you

because

he just made out with you except it was an ic meme and not in game but her lady and her friend are plotting for them to actually make out and. no, mikoto, do you really wanna know? do you? ]

... Threw a guy off from the second floor of my "new" house.

[ abort this thread ABORT

even if suoh likes destroying himself he still prefers to keep his sanity thank you ]

Yeah?

[ sounds pretty normal tbh ]

Did he break something?

Like it was with Kuro, ehh...?

But, really! If he has the ability, he should at least try.

Food can even sometimes benefit from more personal touches, you know?

[ sigh. shiro. mikoto doesn't do personal touches. if the instructions say do this, do that, he will do exactly as they said. ]

'S not his thing.

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