on posting too early for an event

[her_mouse_jesty]

Well, the important thing is that you caught the mistake and you deleted the post before anyone replied. I'm sure nobody noticed. But honestly, that's why you should read these kinds of things over more carefully! You need to learn some patience.

... That said, is there any way you could skip out on the event entirely? No matter what day it's going to happen, it's still very embarrassing.

... For someone who claims I'm their favorite character, you don't exactly treat me well.

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[gary_golden]

[A giant cartoon mouse? Now you're just being mean boss.]

It's what they find entertaining about us that's the problem boss.

[her_mouse_jesty]

Apparently she finds putting me in embarrassing situations very entertaining.

[gary_golden]

Thems the breaks boss.

[her_mouse_jesty]

Boss? I'm a Queen, but you don't have to treat me like it. You can just call me Minnie.

[gary_golden]

It's just a nickname but it wasn't hard to tell you were royalty with that getup. I'm somewhat surprised you aren't being more skittish about my appearance boss.

[her_mouse_jesty]

Never judge a book by it's cover, that's common sense.

[gary_golden]

Well I guess that's a good way to look at things boss.

Just keep in mind if you see someone as pretty as me you should watch your neck. We're not all completely civilized.

[her_mouse_jesty]

Thank you for your concern, but I'll be all right. I might not look it, but I've got some ways to defend myself!

[gary_golden]

Oh really? Mind if I test if you can deal with a nosferatu boss? Just to be sure, I won't touch you of course.

[her_mouse_jesty]

A... nosferatu? Do we really need to 'test' anything out?

[gary_golden]

It's just to make a point, All you have to do is make one very quick spin around.

[shakespearealien]

I must warn you, Minnie. My mundane seems to have... expectations of some sort, regarding the two of us.

[her_mouse_jesty]

Expectations...?

The way my mun is grinning is really cause for concern, isn't it?

[shakespearealien]

It very much is, Minnie.

As is the fact that my own mundane appears to think that, in her words, "size difference is the ultimate cute".

[her_mouse_jesty]

... My mundane feels the exact way.

Her plans for me are to break into people's homes to clean them with my Pokemon, like Snow White, while singing loudly. And Russia is going to be stalking me as I do it. And yet my woman's intuition is telling me loud and clear that 'expectations' are going to be so much worse...

Whatever it is, I certainly won't hold it against you.

[shakespearealien]

... There are plans for you and Ivan as well, aren't there.

[her_mouse_jesty]

Only stalking, thank goodness. And really, how much harm can come from him just watching me? Maybe I'm just getting too paranoid over nothing for this whole event.

[She will find the silver lining somewhere in this hilarious horrendous cloud, dammit.]

[shakespearealien]

"Only stalking", Minnie...?

Realize that his credentials as a yandere, I'm being told that's the technical term, do not exactly make him harmless.

[her_mouse_jesty]

... W-well... worse comes to worse, I do have my Pokemon to protect me, and they are stronger than the last time I battled him.

[... Though that could mean his own are stronger too. Where is that lining?!]

And if your mun is planning anything, maybe that means you could protect me to, if it really comes down to that!

[shakespearealien]

Very well. Where in Johto or Kanto will you be?

[her_mouse_jesty]

My mun is being flimsy and saying that in my... [sigh.] ... 'pokemon-induced-princess-euphoria', I'll be going back and forth between Goldenrod and Saffron.