Denying certain accusations

[hugeparasites]

I do not look like a pretty boy elf! Elves aren't even man enough to grow beards!

[Let's just ignore the fact that Kili doesn't have much of a beard at all going for him, certainly not in comparison to his dwarf kin]

How dare you insult me in such a manner, wench!

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[hugeparasites]

Mother tried to forbid me, but I wouldn't hear of it. I would have left even without her blessing.

[It was an dishonorable thing to do, but nothing could hold this eager young dwarf back from the promise of glory and adventure]

I am glad you talked her into it. I wouldn't have let my brother go on his own, he'd get into too much trouble.

[sonof_thrain]

A lot of talking and persuading on my count, Kili. 'Twas not an easy task, I can tell you.

Fili demanded that you come along with him. I could not see one without the other.

[hugeparasites]

[He couldn't help grinning at that. His mother had been against it from the very beginning and he knew how stubborn she was]

Of course. You can't have Fili without Kili! It just wouldn't look right.

[sonof_thrain]

Of course. Twice the trouble? [He felt a twinge at the corners of his lips.]

[hugeparasites]

Absolutely -

[Then he realized what he was saying]

Not.

[sonof_thrain]

Not? Nay, I do not believe you mean that, Kili. You ARE trouble. Both of you.

[hugeparasites]

[If he's grinning, he just can't help it]

Nay, you have it all wrong Uncle! We don't go seeking trouble, it just somehow tends to find us.

[sonof_thrain]

Is that so? [He raised a large eyebrow at Kili and grunted.]

[hugeparasites]

As if you didn't get into any trouble when you were our age?

[Now it's his turn to raise a brow]

[sonof_thrain]

Aye, perhaps I did. Thought it is nothing to be proud of. Thrain kept me in line if I did get out of hand. A clout to my backside usually sorted it out.

[hugeparasites]

Fili and I are too old for such things!

[Don't even try it]

Thorin is a kinky bastard XD

[sonof_thrain]

Nay, you are still beard-less so a minor. I could slap your backside if you step out of line, Kili. Make everyone else watch. [So evil, Thorin.]

lmao

[hugeparasites]

[His eyes widen. Both of them]

No! Look, see I've sprouted whiskers!

[He points to the dark stubble on his face]

[sonof_thrain]

Aye, is that so? [How about I start now? His hand came up to tease him.]

[hugeparasites]

[He jerks back, hands covering his backside]

Uncle!

[sonof_thrain]

Nay, I am only jesting with you, Kili. [He let out a deep rumble of laughter.]