Denying certain accusations

[hugeparasites]

I do not look like a pretty boy elf! Elves aren't even man enough to grow beards!

[Let's just ignore the fact that Kili doesn't have much of a beard at all going for him, certainly not in comparison to his dwarf kin]

How dare you insult me in such a manner, wench!

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[oldest_brother]

Aye. It must have been grand. But Thror's beard was something of a legend, little brother. [He boasted.]

Jewels speckled in his grand beard. Dwarves all around Middle-earth admired great grandfather's beard. Such a sight. Any elf could wish for something he could not have.

Maybe I will gain such a beard once I am over two hundred.

[hugeparasites]

I should have liked to have seen it.

[He scoffs and shoves playfully at his brother's shoulder at such a boast]

Just stick to braiding your beard, brother.

[oldest_brother]

You jest surely! [He nudged his brother playfully then slapped his stubbly face.]

My braided beard stands out proudly. Uncle Thorin says perhaps I will gain a Thror beard when I am much older. [The liar.]

[hugeparasites]

[Kili rolls his eyes yet again]

Uncle thinks too highly of your abilities, brother.

[oldest_brother]

Does he? You are just jealous, little brother. Do not let it go to your head. [He gave Kili a harder slap to the face as he laughed.]

[hugeparasites]

[To which Kili retaliated by lunging at his brother, knocking the two of them to the ground in a playful wrestling match]

[oldest_brother]

[Fili laughed as he was tackled by his younger brother. He grabbed Kili's hair and pulled while aiming to kick him in the guts.]