someone's jealous of princesses in the headspace

[madeofthis]

 Oh, please. As if you'd go anywhere seriously with me. As if you could! The only way you'd get around your little promise you made to yourself, would be to get rid of your little princess friend in lieu of me.

[ His tone suddenly sours. ]

And there's no way that'd happen, now would it?


I thought so.


Did you like our little "chat" last night? Good. It certainly wasn't the worst, nor was it the last either. There's plenty more in store for you, and your other frilly excuses for friends.

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[wintershepherd]

Why Pitch, is that jealousy I hear?

[madeofthis]

Jealousy? Perish the thought.

I'm not a fan of dresses and tiaras, contrary to the mundane's popular beliefs.

[wintershepherd]

[ grinning like a fool ]

But you've got such a great figure to wear them!

[madeofthis]

[ In the most condescending tone possible; ]

Yes, well I'm sure you'd know.

dont be hatin' on the princesses, pitch.

[iswimprettygirl]

I-I might be wrong, but you probably shouldn't talk to your mun like that...

/HAETS/

[madeofthis]

Says who?

no one likes a butt, thor

[iswimprettygirl]

Considering they're kind of in charge... they say so?

[Ahahaha... haha... ha.]

[madeofthis]

They only like to think they're in charge.

[iswimprettygirl]

C-considering they somehow have the ability to change reality, I'd say they're pretty in control.

[madeofthis]

Pretty in control?

Such is not the case with this one.

You need to....well, be persuasive.

[iswimprettygirl]

I'm... not so sure they can be. I've tried reasoning with mine for well over a week, and she still won't budge.

[That reasoning included rationalizing, tempting, yelling, begging, a whole laundry list of tactics.]

[madeofthis]

Then clearly you aren't that persuasive at all.

[ Like this is common knowledge. ]

[iswimprettygirl]

H-hey! I can be very persuasive, I'll have you know.

[Well, sort of.]

[madeofthis]

Were you, you wouldn't be in the situation you are now, would you?

[iswimprettygirl]

[fkdjbvfdjkb gdi.]

Okay, so maybe my mun isn't persuadable; it doesn't mean I can't be.

[THANK YOU VERY MUCH.]

[madeofthis]

Oh, I'm sure that she is. You need the right leverage.

Like adventures in Neverland, and stories of true love. I'm sure she's quite the conniseur.

[iswimprettygirl]

[HEY. PITCH. SHUT UP. YOU DON'T KNOW ME.]

Actually, I don't think using that as leverage would work in my favor. If anything... it would probably only encourage her. I don't know about you, but that's the last think I want to do.

oh woa. who is this.

[myownhand]

[NO. WORDS.]

Idk but I hope you're not here to cockhop because god forbid

[madeofthis]

Ah, the little bird. Back for more?

SHIT. PLANS FOILED.

[myownhand]

[INDESCRIBABLY NOISES]

You stay away from us. All of us!

too bad lmao

[madeofthis]

But you're all so much fun. And that's what it's about, isn't it?

Well I better go find someone else then :,|

[myownhand]

Maybe it's fun for you, but it isn't exactly enjoyable for us. [FROWNING.] So you should be th'one who leaves.

[madeofthis]

[ That's a mighty dark chuckle. ]

That's not how it works, not around here.

[myownhand]

You don't make th'rules.

[madeofthis]

Says who?

[ The shadows underneath him grow ever so slightly. Go on, he's got time. He's got alllll day. ]

[maybenextyear]

So even men want to be princesses... Sorry, but you don't have the sex appeal!

[madeofthis]

Well, at least someone can see with their eyes and not their unremarkable wit.

[ Well, sort of. ]

[maybenextyear]

[Cue Kaguya covering her boobs with her hands. Why? Because they look like eyes. And she's such a narcissist she twists everything be about people lusting after her.]

Don't try gazing into my 'eyes', you wannabe princess.

[madeofthis]

As if I'd had the want to in the first place.

[ Narcissist, meet yourself. ]

[maybenextyear]

Keta-keta, maybe you prefer to imagine yourself in my clothes?

[Except, well, all she wears is a coat at best. Good thing she has Barbie Anatomy.]

[madeofthis]

I'm sure mine are much more comfortable, but the thought is just flattering.

[ He's rather passive now, not wanting to incite anymore 'jokes'. His mun invited them, after all. ]

[tonewlengths]

[Oh no everyone is teasing him about being jealous of princesses, this poor man, I bet I can help him out]

Now that's silly, there's no need to go getting rid of one for the other. You can have plenty of fun too, and if it's the princess thing that's the problem, well, there's surely something we can do. That dress looks lovely on you, it's a good start, maybe if we added some lace...

[madeofthis]

[ He solidly frowns. ]

How presumptuous, to assume Id be jealous of some princess.

[tonewlengths]

No no, we're not talking about any other princess, we're talking about you.

[madeofthis]

Rather, we aren't.

You are, actually.

I'm on a rather different topic, thank you.

[tonewlengths]

But you don't sound very happy talking about her...

[madeofthis]

I'm not, you see.

Merely remarking on the fact that my mun's so infatuated with them, she'd rather play with them than me. But she brings me out now, and here of all places.

I'm not jealous; merely baffled at her blatant insincerity.

[tonewlengths]

...I'm not sure that's right.

[marysuit]

The best promises are the ones that are broken, are they not?

[madeofthis]

Finally, someone who makes sense around here.

[marysuit]

Isn't it tragic, not being understood?

But you sound like you're plenty understood in the dreaming world. I'd almost think you were Dream himself.

[madeofthis]

Something similar, I assume.

Or perhaps even the opposite. I don't suppose you have anyone named "Nightmare", now do you?

[sparkles_kill]

Hoh, but where's the fun in keeping such a feeble promise if it comes to an end like everything else?

[madeofthis]

Well, her disregard for her own well being can only be entertaining, to say the least. Distress is a far off cousin of fear.

[nightlightly]

[ pitch 8| stop scaring your mun. ]

AMG I STILL NEED TO READ ABOUT HIM DAMMIT I'M SORRY ; -;

[madeofthis]

[ No. It's fun, and I can get away with it too.

Unlike some other things, you killjoy. ]