[Oh no everyone is teasing him about being jealous of princesses, this poor man, I bet I can help him out]

Now that's silly, there's no need to go getting rid of one for the other. You can have plenty of fun too, and if it's the princess thing that's the problem, well, there's surely something we can do. That dress looks lovely on you, it's a good start, maybe if we added some lace...