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[worstsongever]

Noooooo, no. No no no. You're not sending me back to the boat. I did my growing up, learned my lessons, all that fun stuff, remember? You barely even remember everything that happened!

...No, hey, that wasn't an invitation for a stroll down memory lane, okay - you're not listening to me at all, are you?

Of course you're not.

I'm basically talking to myself right now.

You suck so much.

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[takeyouapart]

[WELL SPEAKING OF SORCERY.]

I think she might take that as encouragement.

[worstsongever]

[MERLIN BUDDY C:]

She definitely is. And I hate her for it a little more every day.

And wow you have shoulders now.

[takeyouapart]

I...yes.

[How do you even respond to that.]

It's been a few years.

[worstsongever]

Not that you didn't, before. They were just smaller. Narrower? I'm going to change the subject now.

So how's Camelot? Have you hit that golden age of prosperity and equality that'll let you hang that pride flag from the window?

[takeyouapart]

I could hang it from the window in Camelot now, nobody knows what it means.

...I didn't know what it meant, my next door neighbour had to explain it to me.

[Not pictured: answering the goddamn question.]

[worstsongever]

...Oh. Sorry, I meant to get around to that. Whoops.

Noticed how you completely dodged the other half of the question there.

[takeyouapart]

Yes, I thought I was being quite clever.

[worstsongever]

Your wit blows my mind, Merlin.

Should I break out the ice cream and hunker down for a long chat?

[takeyouapart]

There's really nothing to talk about.

[But it's clear enough that he means it in the 'this situation has passed the point that talking can fix anything' sense, rather than the 'lol nothing to see here honestly' sense.]

[worstsongever]

[He has a superpower for breaking hearts or something. :c]

That bad, huh?

[takeyouapart]

[It's the worst. :c]

That bad.

I miss you.

[worstsongever]

I miss you too. [You're killing her. :C]

How about ice cream and a movie marathon? If anyone talks through Breakfast Club, they're automatically ejected, so you won't have to worry about the sixth degree.

[takeyouapart]

[He has no idea what a sixth degree is but he does like not having to worry about things.]

That sounds nice.

[worstsongever]

You have not been smiling nearly enough, have you. I can tell. Don't make me come back there to fix that.

[takeyouapart]

I would never ask that of you, Olive.

[worstsongever]

Merlin, if I held my breath waiting for you to ask for help, I kind of think I'd asphyxiate and die.