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[worstsongever]

Noooooo, no. No no no. You're not sending me back to the boat. I did my growing up, learned my lessons, all that fun stuff, remember? You barely even remember everything that happened!

...No, hey, that wasn't an invitation for a stroll down memory lane, okay - you're not listening to me at all, are you?

Of course you're not.

I'm basically talking to myself right now.

You suck so much.

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[myresponsibility]

Yeah, they uh, do that. [Why are you a redhead omg what is this sorcery.]

[worstsongever]

[Sorcery, what?]

Oh, I remember, but believe me, I seriously wish I did not.

[...] Why are you looking at me like that?

[myresponsibility]

[UTHER NO ONE INVITED YOU.]

You kinda look like someone I know. [Actually, you're identical to someone he knows. Except a redhead. So. That's. Weird.]

[worstsongever]

[UTHER DON'T NEED NO INVITE, HE GOES WHERE HE WANTS]

Oh. Uhhh. Yeah, that...happens? Kind of a lot. Way, way more than a lot, and apparently it happens to me an actual ungodly amount.

[myresponsibility]

[YOU'RE NOT KING HERE THIS IS AMERICA.]

Seriously? But you have no idea who I am?

[worstsongever]

[GOD DAMN]

Nnnnnope. Sorry. Should I? No, I shouldn't. It's just the whole weird...facetwin. Thing. God I hate this.

[myresponsibility]

Sorry, it's just- I guess I didn't really think it could happen to someone I knew, I guess.

[worstsongever]

Yeah, I thought that right up until I was staring not-me in the face. And met someone else who knew another...not-me. So you're number three. Sort of.

What's she like?

[ohio]

Hey uh, I. Like your hair?

[ what the hell is happeninnnngggg. ]

[worstsongever]

....Thank you, guy I've never met. That's really, uh, super flattering.

[ohio]

[ wow, trying not to be hurt. ]

Uh, okay. Harsh. You're welcome... Wichita?

[worstsongever]

[Sorry Columbus :c But she knew Wichita! It gave her a complex. Wichita was infinitely more badass than she. :c]

Whichi-- No, no, nooooo no. I'm Olive. You're...? Okay, I'm sorry, it's been a long time. Which city are you?

[ohio]

Olive.

[ Columbus repeats that, blinks. ]

Are you her twin sister or something?

[ because that would at least make sense. more sense than Wichita dying her hair and trying to con him, though he wouldn't put this past being a prank. ]

[worstsongever]

No, but trust me, I get why you'd think that. Sorta freaked me out the first time too.

[ohio]

Yeah, there's definitely a. Resemblance.

[ he glances away, awkward now that she's a girl who's not wichita. ]

So I'm, Columbus, I mean, that's what she'd call me, that is — was — my hometown.

[worstsongever]

To put it mildly.

[Don't be like that man gender can't come between dorks]

Right, right, I think I heard about that. Haven't run into any other Columbuses, huh? I always figured nicknames like that would get tricky.

[intelligently]

And sounding crazy about it.

[worstsongever]

Thank you, friendly stranger.

[takeyouapart]

[WELL SPEAKING OF SORCERY.]

I think she might take that as encouragement.

[worstsongever]

[MERLIN BUDDY C:]

She definitely is. And I hate her for it a little more every day.

And wow you have shoulders now.

[takeyouapart]

I...yes.

[How do you even respond to that.]

It's been a few years.

[worstsongever]

Not that you didn't, before. They were just smaller. Narrower? I'm going to change the subject now.

So how's Camelot? Have you hit that golden age of prosperity and equality that'll let you hang that pride flag from the window?

[takeyouapart]

I could hang it from the window in Camelot now, nobody knows what it means.

...I didn't know what it meant, my next door neighbour had to explain it to me.

[Not pictured: answering the goddamn question.]

[worstsongever]

...Oh. Sorry, I meant to get around to that. Whoops.

Noticed how you completely dodged the other half of the question there.

[takeyouapart]

Yes, I thought I was being quite clever.