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[worstsongever]

Noooooo, no. No no no. You're not sending me back to the boat. I did my growing up, learned my lessons, all that fun stuff, remember? You barely even remember everything that happened!

...No, hey, that wasn't an invitation for a stroll down memory lane, okay - you're not listening to me at all, are you?

Of course you're not.

I'm basically talking to myself right now.

You suck so much.

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[worstsongever]

You have not been smiling nearly enough, have you. I can tell. Don't make me come back there to fix that.

[takeyouapart]

I would never ask that of you, Olive.

[worstsongever]

Merlin, if I held my breath waiting for you to ask for help, I kind of think I'd asphyxiate and die.