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[targetlost]

[Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Oh wait, that's not where this is. Here's the welcome anyway. It's a turret. But not a turret.]

Targeting. Preparing to dispense product. [Goodbye fleshy humans.]

[click. click. click.]

[That's not right.]

Self test error. Unable to dispense product. Product is missing.

[What happened to her guns?]

Something is wrong. Are you still there? Hello? Why do I feel strange?

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Hi! 8D

[not_a_potato]

Stand down, your format has been changed.

[Ugh great now she has to listen to you.]

/sparklesparkle

[targetlost]

[GLaDOS why so mean to your baby?]

Vocal recognition: detected. Visual recognition: failure. Course of action: standby.

[No, bad idea to attack GLaDOS, even tough it doesn't look like GLaDOS.]

Body is now humanoid. Am I a defective model?

[not_a_potato]

[Tough love of course.]

No you have just been altered. Despite the fact it would be fun to see you attack the first being you saw I think I should alter your programming. Come here.

[targetlost]

Okay.

[Hm. Wonder why her programming needs to be changed. She's supposed to take care of the targets, isn't she?]

[Oh well better not question the one that can easily disassemble her.]

[not_a_potato]

[Good thing she figured out how these android bodies worked. So after some tinkering around she was able to change some things. Her programming was similar to the two bots she created for testing except this turret would have no prime goal, a secondary goal was self-preservation of course.]

There, how do you feel?

[targetlost]

[Primary function: ... Primary function: ...]

I feel less inclined to target the Test Subjects. In fact, I feel zero inclination. Is that what you were doing?

[not_a_potato]

That was the intention, yes. As long as you are outside the facility it is not required for you to shoot on sight.

It would in fact hinder your interactions.

[targetlost]

Hinder my interactions? I am supposed to speak to the Test Subjects?

[not_a_potato]

We're no longer within the facility so they do not count as test subjects but yes speaking would help you.

[targetlost]

I do not understand. How would speaking to the humans be of help to me?

[not_a_potato]

Given your weaker human state survival may be based on working with humans and other sentient creatures and I assume that with or without my interference you would of experienced human emotions to draw you to them.

[targetlost]

But that's impossible. How can I experience human emotions? Such things are outside my programming.

[not_a_potato]

Your mundane implemented it into your programming upon your transformation I imagine.

[targetlost]

This mundane is strange and powerful. I do not think I want to be associated with her.

[not_a_potato]

Well I'm not one to be comforting but look at it this way, at least she won't disassemble you.

[targetlost]

You sound almost sure of that.

[not_a_potato]

Their use for you requires you to stay functioning so they will keep you that way.

[targetlost]

And when I am not in use?

[moron]

Wow, you would have been perfect for that crap turret production line. Too bad you weren't there then.

[targetlost]

You must be referring to production line Number 70895. I was part of production line Number 70894.

[moron]

Right, that... that might've posed a bit of a problem. Heh heh.