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[targetlost]

[Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Oh wait, that's not where this is. Here's the welcome anyway. It's a turret. But not a turret.]

Targeting. Preparing to dispense product. [Goodbye fleshy humans.]

[click. click. click.]

[That's not right.]

Self test error. Unable to dispense product. Product is missing.

[What happened to her guns?]

Something is wrong. Are you still there? Hello? Why do I feel strange?