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[ruthlessheroics]

Because my life wasn't complicated enough, you thought it would be a good idea to go and throw some clone drama into it too? Right, sounds like a good plan. Except not. Even I can tell you this idea is insane.

Look mun, this place you want to send me to sounds great, but in case you've forgotten, I'm already in the middle of one alien war, and I'm way too busy to go get involved in another one.

I don't care if I am going to be a clone, even more reason to let me go back to my war. With two of me, how could we possibly lose?

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[your_minutes]

≪Two of you might become a problem.≫

[ruthlessheroics]

As long as it's not like the last time there were two of me, it would be fine. Twice as much firepower.

[sublimity]

It's rather unfortunate that muns insist on taking us from the midst of one war to fight in another, all the while disregarding how we feel on the matter. Perhaps you can reason with yours.

[Aslan knows his mun is a lost cause.]

[ruthlessheroics]

Reason isn't really my thing, but I don't have a choice since she won't come down here and say it to my face.

[sublimity]

[Oh, he can certainly sympathise with her. If only everything could be dealt with by swinging a sword.]

Life would certainly be more simple if we can solve everything through duels, wouldn't it?

[Fast, clean, and straightforward. Not that he is opposed to talking things out. He isn't foolish enough to ignore the benefits of discussion, and he certainly knows there is a time and place for either option.]

From my understanding, our actions, violent or otherwise, have no ill effect on the muns.

[ruthlessheroics]

[Her face breaks out into a grin and her eyes focus more on him now as she takes a better look at him. No one ever agrees with her on this matter, Peter.] It really would, but try telling that to my friends.

[Fast isn't always her style when it comes to dealing with enemies, but she wasn't opposed to it, usually.]

I pretty much figured that part out. So she's going to get her way and send me into another combat zone with enemies that are even less tangible than the ones I already have, huh? Fine, I'll adapt then.

[gorillawarfare]

Isn't the whole clone drama thing a little been there, done that with you?

[ruthlessheroics]

Wow, they really do let just anyone in here.

[gorillawarfare]

Zing.

You know, I clearly remember your nice half saying I was cute. I miss the nice half.

Sadly I have to go to bed but ohmygosh a Marco you are my hero

[ruthlessheroics]

[That gets a roll of her eyes.]

Hmm, I don't remember that at all, but you know I do remember something about that accident, what was it that you said exactly?

'Tobias can have one and I can have the other.' Was that it?

<33 sleep well! and RACHEL 8D /90s brofist

[gorillawarfare]

[ a completely unrepentant shrug ]

I learned from a purple dinosaur that Sharing is Caring.

Besides, the likeable and non-homicidal you was totally in to me. Admit it.

Heck yes brofist!

[ruthlessheroics]

Hey Marco, I have something to share with you if you'll just come a little closer.

[She's not even going to dignify that last part with a response.]

(~._.)~

[gorillawarfare]

Oh baby, I love it when you pretend you can solve things with words.

[hawkbrain]

Rachel.

[ It's more of a tone of shock then anything else.It's been awhile, to say the least.]

In the middle? [ Time differences are going to do his head in.]

[ruthlessheroics]

Tobias. [Her expression shifts into one of her rare softer smiles.] You're stuck here too?

Well, maybe closer to the end these days, but who even knows.

[hawkbrain]

Well, better here then some of the other ways I've been stuck. [ He got sort of tired of eating rats.]

It's just.. [ He stops himself, no point telling her right?] It's been a while since I've seen you. That's all.

[ruthlessheroics]

Wait, what do you mean...[She's staring at him now, unsure if she has this right.] You mean while you're here, you're human? As in no more nothlit status?

Really? I've heard time works weird here but I saw you only a few days ago. [She grins.]

Did you miss me?

[hawkbrain]

Well, haven't had that status for a while. I'm still got the wings but..it's a long story. But I'm me again. [ Human, at least for a little while.]

Only a few days? [ Wow.] Yeah. I did Rach.

[ruthlessheroics]

[He's not a hawk. Tobias isn't a hawk anymore. She can't stop smiling.]

You've got wings in human form? I've got time for this story.

[There's something about the way he says that and about the tone of this whole conversation that makes her uneasy. She feels like she's missing something, but she isn't going to try and figure it out. It's probably just her.]

Yeah? Well according to my mun, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. Guess you're stuck with me again. [A pause.] Sorry for not being around.

[paranoidpatriot]

"Sounds like good odds to me, but any odds are better than that place.
I gotta tell ya, whatever war you're fighting at home? It isn't gonna compare to this."

sob I'm sorry but this is amazing

[ruthlessheroics]

See the funny thing is, you have no idea what my home is like.

Try six people against an entire alien race of evil parasitic slugs, idiot.

>D I forget how much fun his jerky side is

[paranoidpatriot]

[NOPE. He is so full of "Don't Care" he practically cuts Rachel off. Not even going to dignify it with an crooked eyebrow raise.]

"Uhuh, still just sounds like an average week to me."

[you're going to have to try harder than that]

this is going to end so badly XD

[ruthlessheroics]

[Her eyes narrow and her annoyance turns to anger.]

You really shouldn't talk about things that you don't understand. You have no idea what me and my friends have been through and it'd be wise to shut up.

Prooooobaby

[paranoidpatriot]

"You're right, I don't. But you know what? It doesn't matter.
If you want to hang onto the past, fine, but you're not gonna have what it takes. Because that's what that place does- it takes what you know, throws it upside down and there is always, always someone who's got it worse. Make that pain and anger work for you, or it isn't worth having. And if you can't handle that? than a couple little "cabbage slugs" are the least of your worries."

Jet. JET. 8|

[ruthlessheroics]

[She's at a loss for words right now because she is so seething mad. It only takes a moment for her to react though. If he's watching closely, her form begins to...droop. Her body is changing, twisting and breaking and rearranging itself. The process is disgusting and horrifying and looks pretty painful.]

You don't know anything about pain and anger and you-[The words are cut off as her human mouth disappears. The sentence continues in thought speak.]

<-don't know ANYTHING about what I can handle.> [When she's done, this is what stands in her place.]