I don't even own the damn game yet ugh

[fuckchild]

Hey, mun. Yeah. You. Yeah, I got your attention, huh?

Look, I'm pretty happy with this whole little setup you got. Kind of excited actually.

Oh, by the way? Mun? Glad you don't give a shit.

[Look at that winning smug grin on his face.]

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[ladylightning]

Well, well, well, would you look at that.

[fuckchild]

Yeah. Look at me.

[nationless]

I do not see what there is to be excited about.

[fuckchild]

You gotta be blind to not be able to see it.

[guns_and_swords]

Another one? Fuck. I knew this would happen when that game released.

[fuckchild]

Now don't you feel so special? Least this name's been around a little bit.

[wolfishsurvivalist]

...Wait, are we supposed to be impressed or resigned?

[hiddensnake]

Impressed I think, but he's failing.

[ajnachakra]

This kind of looks like the opposite of not giving a shit.

[fuckchild]

She gives a shit about some things.

i just started playing it.

[spraypaints]

I'm sure if you acted nicer, your mun might actually give one.

[A shit, that is.]

But, you probably wouldn't no matter what I say. Huh?

I am getting it tomorrow...

[fuckchild]

It's part of my charm. What can I say?

[themaninred]

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

[fuckchild]

Pretty sure I dragged myself in here, thanks.

[daddywasntthere]

[ s q u i n t i n g at. What even, Dante. ]

And here I'd thought anything would be an improvement from that mop he calls a hairstyle.

[fuckchild]

All of this is an improvement.

[You, on the other hand...]

[bringmeyourelderly]

[And here comes the opposite of winning smug.]

Your mun is sending you somewhere?

[fuckchild]

That's the plan.

beat the game about a week ago, myself!

[infernum]

[Vergil's just going to look amused at this whole thing.]

Well, looks like you and your mun have plenty in common. [In the "giving no shits" department, anyway.] You'll both get along just fine.

how did you do that it only came out here this week what sorcery is this

[fuckchild]

I think so. I got a pretty good feeling about this.

we're doing this, we're making this happen.

[ridicules]

And I can't see for the life of me what all the goddamn fuss is about. Outside the fact I might have to deck at least one of you to keep my sanity on that ship.

MAGIC.

[fuckchild]

You know, sanity can be a little overrated these days. Try not to hurt yourself, princess.

[magnificat]

I almost feel bad for you ending up there; I really hope you enjoy being stuck over there since there's oh, so much to do.

I'm so sorry, he won't be stopped. This is your fault.

[sanctus]

Well, we're all aware of how you get around, anyway.

(1/????)

[sanctus]

(2/????)

[sanctus]

[abiggerdick]

I can't say I'm a fan of the idea. I don't like when things go this far off track.

[fuckchild]

You're really not into the whole 'shit happens' thing, huh?