I don't even own the damn game yet ugh

[fuckchild]

Hey, mun. Yeah. You. Yeah, I got your attention, huh?

Look, I'm pretty happy with this whole little setup you got. Kind of excited actually.

Oh, by the way? Mun? Glad you don't give a shit.

[Look at that winning smug grin on his face.]

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we're doing this, we're making this happen.

[ridicules]

And I can't see for the life of me what all the goddamn fuss is about. Outside the fact I might have to deck at least one of you to keep my sanity on that ship.

MAGIC.

[fuckchild]

You know, sanity can be a little overrated these days. Try not to hurt yourself, princess.

AW YEAH.

[ridicules]

So I've been hearing, but hey, it's worked out pretty damn well for me so far.

[He shrugs, though his smirk's getting a bit on the dangerous side. He'll give as much as he gets, dammit, and nobody's going to stop him.]

And don't you go worrying about me, I'm a big boy.

[fuckchild]

[That smirk on Dante's face? Yeah, it's turning into an all-out devilish grin.]

You sure you got your training pants on, kid? This isn't the little kid's table.

[ridicules]

See, that's the thing. I've been sitting at the big kids' table for a while, and I have this nasty habit of exceeding and just plain busting through limits that others try putting on me.

[fuckchild]

Tryin' to make up for something?

[ridicules]

Nah, I just like seeing the looks on their faces when their plans fall through.

[fuckchild]

Best face to watch, really.

[ridicules]

Especially when they start sputtering about how they're gonna kill you and yet it never happens.

[fuckchild]

All they do is talk big. When it comes down to it, they do nothing but shit.

these two are going to be the best frenemies ever. :')

[ridicules]

Good to know I'm not the only one to suffer with that shit.

they so are :')

[fuckchild]

Life's a bitch and all you can do is fuck it.

[ridicules]

Something like that.

[fuckchild]

So, who is that gives you a bad time?

[ridicules]

Was, in my case. Crazy bastard that thought it would be a great idea to try and "cleanse" the world and try to use me and my girlfriend as living batteries.

Oh, and before that he tried deceiving me into attacking the one guy who actually knew what the hell was going on.

[He snarls a little bit after that. Yeah, still stung.]

Got what he deserved, at least.

[fuckchild]

The guy had it coming. I hope you put his ass in his place.

[ridicules]

[Nero's lips twitch slightly, quirking into a smirk.]

Considering that I crushed his face when he decided to merge with his "Savior"? Yeah, pretty much pulled it off.

[fuckchild]

Must've been a sight to see.

[ridicules]

Definitely made for an interesting change in the landscape afterward.

[fuckchild]

Bet the locals loved it.

[ridicules]

With everything that was going on, that was kind of the least of their worries at the time.