I don't even own the damn game yet ugh

[fuckchild]

Hey, mun. Yeah. You. Yeah, I got your attention, huh?

Look, I'm pretty happy with this whole little setup you got. Kind of excited actually.

Oh, by the way? Mun? Glad you don't give a shit.

[Look at that winning smug grin on his face.]

Comments

[abiggerdick]

You can't just- [ oh my god stopping to pinch the bridge of his nose.

HE WILL TEACH YOU DANTE. HE WILL SHOW YOU THE LIGHT SOMEDAY. ] Planning has worked well for me so far. You'll see, when we succeed.

[fuckchild]

Yeah, that's great and all, but if we don't? What then? All your little plans have been for shit!

[abiggerdick]

Enlighten me, then, what's the alternative?

[fuckchild]

Fight! Just... just fucking fight back and deal with whatever comes our way! Do you really think they don't have plans either?

[abiggerdick]

[ oh my god

just

oh my god ] Of course they have plans--

Just.

Leave it to me.

[fuckchild]

Leave it to you? Leave it to you? Didn't you see what just happened?

[abiggerdick]

We got out, because of the failsafes I set up. [ who is kat ] What would your plan have been? Wait there and die?

[fuckchild]

Get everyone out of there without your fucking data! It would've all burned anyway back there! I could've gotten Kat out of there, I could have saved her!

[abiggerdick]

How, exactly, Dante? What would you have done that I didn't do? Please, spell it out for me.

[fuckchild]

Oh, I don't know, done all your crap faster so that we could've gone back to the real world sooner?

[abiggerdick]

Without my Limbo gateway? Who would you have killed? How would you have gotten out? You can't punch all your problems in the face and expect them to go away.

[fuckchild]

It's worked out just fine for me whenever I've done that.

[abiggerdick]

We found you living in a trailer.

[fuckchild]

That's all I needed to get around.

[abiggerdick]

You weren't making a difference for anyone. Not even for yourself.

[fuckchild]

Yeah, well, it didn't matter at the time.

[abiggerdick]

[ 8C dante ] But it does now, right?

You can't keep living your life the same way you were.

[fuckchild]

[He hates to admit that Vergil's actually right. He can't keep living like that.]

It doesn't matter, that's the past. I have things to take care of.

[abiggerdick]

Without plans?

[fuckchild]

Look, maybe plans have worked out for you, but they've never worked for me. So just let me do this.

[abiggerdick]

... Fine. We'll see how your way goes. This time.

[ he'll still make all the plans behind your back tbh ]

[fuckchild]

[Some trust you have.]

And if it works?