username not even accurate anymore /regrets nothing

[tether]

"So... You two seem close."
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I feel like this is an inaccurate account of what actually happened. It's not that I'm emotionally invested in this, I'm just pointing this out for the sake of precision, which I happen to think is pretty important in regards to this activity of yours. I know you didn't say it, but you laughed really hard. Maybe because of the juxtaposition of this... re-enactment, versus the reality. Right?

I could file a report. If that would help.

Comments

[ruinedu2]

It's just a bit of an exaggeration. Mine's got a fondness for that sort of thing.

I didn't laugh that hard.

[tether]

Right.

Because I'm perfect.

[DELIVERY... SLIGHTLY STILTED]

[ruinedu2]

Perfect. Yep.

Nice glasses, Agent Lee.

[tether]

Thank you.

So are you. Doing well.

[nolimitation]

[ Olivia is not smiling. Really, she's not. ...she's not-smiling very pointedly, and kind of fondly. ]

You know, I have a feeling filing a report about this would have the opposite of the intended effect...

[tether]

But I'm good at paperwork. [Just a touch forlorn.]

How are things going with your... command?

[Because "mun" and "player" are just weird to say, okay.]

[nolimitation]

[That gets a little laugh. ] That's true, you are, but I still don't think it'll win you any points in this case.

It's been... quiet for me, actually. A lot quieter than usual. Maybe I'm paranoid, but it's starting to make me worry about what she might be planning.

[tether]

It's not like you don't have good reason to be. At home especially, but elsewhere as well.

Are you on your own?

[onlyoneof]

Would this report have charts? This is important.

[tether]

Well, my resources are limited right now, I won't lie. The project outcome would be something roughly this, though.



"Badassery" is not the technical term I prefer, but as I said, my resources are limited.

[onlyoneof]

All of your values are wrong, here let me fix that for you.

[tether]

I would certainly include this in the report, I think outside perspectives such as yours are legitimate.

I do have to question empiric techniques when it comes to determining attractiveness, though.

/cough sorry for the threadjack, I couldn't help myself

[thewaythatiam]

I believe that your graphs are incorrect. Going by my research, I think I have put together a somewhat more accurate graph, although it is not very detailed.

[getoutofthecar]

... Oh yeah? An inaccurate account of what?

[tether]

It, ah, was just some small talk.

[getoutofthecar]

Just some small talk.

[tether]

Yes. But I pay attention to those kinds of details. If she's going to do this, she should do it right.

[POKERFACE. He's totally not going to throw Olivia under the bus about this, not that it's a huge deal.]

[handsonthewheel]

Heard there was a party in here.

[tether]

Agent Francis. Um. Yes, it's... wild and crazy here. With charts and calcium supplements.

[handsonthewheel]

Oh, there's two of you now. It's my lucky day.

only just noticed the best matching usernames ever /JELLIS

[tether]

You should join in and have Astrid analyze your bodily components. If you're not too busy being sassed, I mean.

more threadjackings because why not.

[getoutofthecar]

Yeah, and guess who's not invited?

[handsonthewheel]

So. How many people are gonna have to tell you to take some goddamn vitamins before you listen?

[getoutofthecar]

— my body is a temple.

*SCREAMS WITH GLEE* *calms self, smooths hair* Sup, Charlie-mun.

[thewaythatiam]

Agent Lee has a history of being very stubborn, especially when presented with what I believe to be "teasing" from those close to him. I do not have any statistics to back this up other than my own empirical observations.

Sir.