username not even accurate anymore /regrets nothing

[tether]

"So... You two seem close."
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I feel like this is an inaccurate account of what actually happened. It's not that I'm emotionally invested in this, I'm just pointing this out for the sake of precision, which I happen to think is pretty important in regards to this activity of yours. I know you didn't say it, but you laughed really hard. Maybe because of the juxtaposition of this... re-enactment, versus the reality. Right?

I could file a report. If that would help.

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oh my god this is like a clusterfuck of AWESOME

[thewaythatiam]

It is a statistical average of the composition of the human body. As we do not have medical records of the other side's Agent Lee, I couldn't be more specific.

[pause]

Our Agent Lee's calcium is approximately 1.39997% of the elemental composition of his body. He should be taking supplements.

oh god I am so sorry for this threadjack of Liv's threadjack of your threadjack.

[getoutofthecar]

— it is not.

EVERYONE THREADJACK EVERYONE I COMMAND IT /so happy about this post ;o; fringe everywhere

[tether]

I think she'd know better than you.

[getoutofthecar]

Don't even start.

[tether]

[Identical shrug!]

oh my god it's threadjack inception

[ruinedu2]

Are you cranky, Captain Lee? Maybe you should have your blood sugar tested while you're thinking about those calcium supplements.

[getoutofthecar]

While your concern is appreciated and duly noted, Agent Dunham, there is nothing wrong with my blood sugar, thank you very much.

[ruinedu2]

Good! Glad to hear it! [Teasing is a form of affection, okay? You've gotta be used to it by now.] And I wouldn't be concerned about the whole calcium thing. I hear it happens to lots of guys.

[getoutofthecar]

[ALL too used to it, jfc Liv. but he's rolling with the punches.]

I'll have you know I'm not just "lots of guys." I am above that.

[ruinedu2]

Because you like it on top? [Incorrigibility is a skill.]</small<

[getoutofthecar]

Always.

MY LIFE. IT IS MADE. SERIOUSLY.

[thewaythatiam]

Actually, Agent, according to your most recent physical, it is.

[ ducks her head a little ]

H-however, it is not a deficiency that you should be concerned about yet. You are very healthy and eat a well-balanced diet as far as I can tell.

[getoutofthecar]

You see, the thing is that I, unlike the good doctors at our division, really know my body because it's my body. I am healthy! And very well-balanced. And not on the market for a supplement fix.

[thewaythatiam]

Yes, sir.

[ You're lucky she's not the type to spike your coffee with calcium. ]

can we keep you? i want to keep everyone in this thread /rolls in the fringe goodness

[ruinedu2]

Really? [Sorry, Lincoln(s), she's laughing at you. Only a little.] That's a little surprising.

I hope I'm still in good shape. [beat] Or do you know something I don't?

sdfkj;a sd *flails and blushes* This thread is my favourite thing.

[thewaythatiam]

You could probably benefit from a daily multivitamin. [pause] This is true about a majority of people, however.

It is the cause of so much joy. SO MUCH.

[ruinedu2]

[A moment to consider this, and then a shrug.] That's not so bad.

What have you been occupying yourself with? I don't mean like hobbies. Have you been sent off to any of these... games?

ALL THE JOY. EVERY JOY.

[thewaythatiam]

I have not been sent to any of them as of yet, no. My mundane is considering it, but he is not sure where he should send me yet.

I am not exactly... thrilled with the idea. I do not think I would be comfortable in any of the settings he is considering.

[ruinedu2]

I wasn't thrilled with it either. I'm still not. But you learn to make the best of it.

You'd be a welcome addition, wherever you go. I'm sure of that.

[thewaythatiam]

Thank you, Agent Dunham. I... appreciate the vote of confidence.

I regret nothing.

[notamole]

[all of you Altverse agents are getting a stare.]

Nor should you, good sir, ma'am, or other. Nor should you.

[thewaythatiam]

[ Astrid's just going to... stare at her computer screen. Yes. That is a good plan. Sup, boss man. ]

/scream BROYLES! No, regret absolutely nothing!

[ruinedu2]

[Now that's a disturbance in the Force.]

[getoutofthecar]

[man, I hope we remembered to hide our secret prisoners really well this time . . .]

Re: I regret nothing.

[handsonthewheel]

[why is everyone freaking ou-- oooh]