dear_mun | username not even accurate anymore /regrets nothing

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username not even accurate anymore /regrets nothing

"So... You two seem close." "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I feel like this is an inaccurate account of what actually happened. It's not that I'm emotionally invested in this, I'm just pointing this out for the sake of precision, which I happen to think is pretty important in regards to this activity of yours. I know you didn't say it, but you laughed really hard. Maybe because of the juxtaposition of this... re-enactment, versus the reality. Right?

I could file a report. If that would help.

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I don't like you.

But you may need some kind of supplement...? [STRAIGHTEST FACE]

You think you're funny, don't ya?

Oh, no. That's the other Agent Lee's job. Being funny. Looking funny.

I can't argue that. Not that you don't look funny... still can't decide whose hair looks dumber.

Well, we can't all be as effortlessly suave as you and your larvae.

They're spide— how do you know about that? Did I miss a memo?

[He just does that weirdly identical Lincoln shrug.]

How do I get you fired?

[he's not entirely serious. probably]

I don't know, sexual harassment claim? You'd better ask Astrid.

Agent Farnsworth has more important things to do with her time.

I apologize for the slip. I work more closely with our Agent Farnsworth, and despite their differences, I can't help but like yours as well.

Funny, I can't help disliking you both.

Truly you are unfairly burdened.

Do the big words make you feel smarter?

No, but that question did the trick.

I'm happy for you.

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