on apps and the mun being a flake and a twerp

[gamey]

You wouldn't be having this problem of "idleness" if it you had finished what you started months ago.

It's been two, hasn't it? Dear me, I hadn't realize that yet.

...as for that one part, the writer behind Scar—of all the lions, him—told you you didn't have to fill out. You don't really know how anyone there would take your poking at me simply being "a very busy bird," be it in jest or no, so you ought to simply skip it. No need to show your tail feathers like that! First impressions are very important, so refrain.

Now, where was that app of yours, hmm?

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[i_killedmufasa]

Having a little trouble with your Mun, Zazu?

[gamey]

[Stop trying to suck the happy out of everything, Scar! People will start to think it's your hobby!

Read: Zazu will be sliding a few steps back, thank you kindly.]

Aha, yes, Sire, as per usual. She's been far too lazy and is now paying for it. A little pep talk goes a long way, as you well know.

[i_killedmufasa]

[Didn't you know? It already is~

Scar will just saunter over to close that gap again.]

Oh, what a shame. You should find something about her you can...take advantage of. Something that could keep her...motivated.

[gamey]

[And he'll just slide back twice as much as before. Personal space, Scar!]

I...don't know what you mean, Highness? I've not been with her long, [though long enough to know certain things, oh yes] and therefore I rightly can't say what would keep her, or any other mundane, motivated.

[i_killedmufasa]

You give up too easily Zazu. Surely there must be something.

[gamey]

[He narrows his eyes, feather fingers moving to clasp each other as he leans in.]

Do you know something I don't, Sire?

[i_killedmufasa]

Now how could I possibly know her any better than you do?

[cowardly_hero]

They're probably trying to avoid Scar. You know, like the rest of us?

[i_killedmufasa]

[gamey]

[Ribcage buddy! Again!]

You would think so, wouldn't you? It seems, however, that she simply has an aversion to joining new games. Some sort of nervousness about it.

[cowardly_hero]

You sure it ain't the lions? We got a lot of those.

[gamey]

I actually like the lions, believe it or not. It's more the hippos and rhinos that I have issues with, apparently.

[cowardly_hero]

I'd of thought the hyenas. Their attitude stinks worse than the warthogs.

[gamey]

Hyenas are their own special breed, I've found. I wasn't aware they were in the Pie place, though?

[napoleonicrat]

We wouldn't want to be too useful, now would we?

[Smarmy chuckle.]

[gamey]

[Ugh, not the rodent.]

I'm afraid I am nothing but useful, you'll find.

[napoleonicrat]

Then I have no option than to use.

[gamey]

And here you say that as though that gives me only an option to be used.

Again, I must decline.

[napoleonicrat]

And here you think you have options, so amusing~

[gamey]

Considering I have three kings to "pick" from, if you will, I actually do, thank you very much.

[minor_setback]

...Do I know you? You sound so familiar...

[gamey]

No, I don't believe you do.

[minor_setback]

You definitely do not originate from my planet. Which one is your homeworld?

[gamey]

...Africa?

[minor_setback]

..On Earth? Impossible. Unless you're from a different universe than I...

The Earth I am acquainted with does not have birds that are able to hold an extended conversation.