on apps and the mun being a flake and a twerp

[gamey]

You wouldn't be having this problem of "idleness" if it you had finished what you started months ago.

It's been two, hasn't it? Dear me, I hadn't realize that yet.

...as for that one part, the writer behind Scar—of all the lions, him—told you you didn't have to fill out. You don't really know how anyone there would take your poking at me simply being "a very busy bird," be it in jest or no, so you ought to simply skip it. No need to show your tail feathers like that! First impressions are very important, so refrain.

Now, where was that app of yours, hmm?

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[i_killedmufasa]

Having a little trouble with your Mun, Zazu?

[gamey]

[Stop trying to suck the happy out of everything, Scar! People will start to think it's your hobby!

Read: Zazu will be sliding a few steps back, thank you kindly.]

Aha, yes, Sire, as per usual. She's been far too lazy and is now paying for it. A little pep talk goes a long way, as you well know.

[i_killedmufasa]

[Didn't you know? It already is~

Scar will just saunter over to close that gap again.]

Oh, what a shame. You should find something about her you can...take advantage of. Something that could keep her...motivated.

[gamey]

[And he'll just slide back twice as much as before. Personal space, Scar!]

I...don't know what you mean, Highness? I've not been with her long, [though long enough to know certain things, oh yes] and therefore I rightly can't say what would keep her, or any other mundane, motivated.

[i_killedmufasa]

You give up too easily Zazu. Surely there must be something.

[gamey]

[He narrows his eyes, feather fingers moving to clasp each other as he leans in.]

Do you know something I don't, Sire?

[i_killedmufasa]

Now how could I possibly know her any better than you do?

[gamey]

[Let him chew (or whatever birds do??) on that a moment.]

Well, you do have a knack for figuring people out very quickly.

[i_killedmufasa]

I'm flattered. Sadly, I've only got ideas for the one I'm stuck with.

[gamey]

He tends to spoil you, doesn't he?

[QUICK COVER THAT UP MAJORDOMO]

N-Not that you don't deserve it, of course.

[i_killedmufasa]

Spoil me? I've no idea what you mean~ After all, he gives me nothing that oneof my status shouldn't have already.

[gamey]

[Really going there? Really?]

Yes, but do you ever really have to face the consequences of your royal status, hmm?

[i_killedmufasa]

...You've no idea what he has planned for me, do you?

[gamey]

[OHOHO he hasn't gotten the buzz from the bees, no!]

Not in the least. Care to share with your trusted adviser, my liege?

[i_killedmufasa]

I'm afraid not.

[gamey]

[Scar invaded his personal space first, and he does realize he's (mostly) safe in this space, so hopefully Scar doesn't mind a flap in the air before he lands on his shoulder as he did so many times with his brother.]

I'll keep it between us, like everything else. Your generosity would be most appreciated, perhaps I could even help!

[i_killedmufasa]

Get. Off.

[gamey]

[Has anyone ever told Scar he has intimacy issues? Because he does.

Zazu will simply give him an upside look, hopping from shoulder to betwixt his ears and then at a most respectable distance away, falling gracefully with a silent landing and tucking his wings closely.]

Sire, we need to have a heart-to-heart [or lack thereof, BADUM TISH] talk about your issues with simple touch soon.

[i_killedmufasa]

I think that can wait.

[gamey]

Yes, yes, that is what you'll say today...tomorrow...ten years from now.

[Harsher in Hindsight, Zazu. That is so beneath you.]

[i_killedmufasa]

[growls]

If you're so certain I won't acquiesce then why did you even bring it up?

[gamey]

[There's a moment's pause where he approaches quietly, fiddling with those feather fingers as though he'd give him a pat if it meant anything.]

Can I tell you a secret, Sire?

[i_killedmufasa]

What.

[gamey]

[He's not trolling, honestly. As much as he dislikes Scar, seeing any of the royal family so...displeased...does pull at a heartstring or two.]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedle-ee-dee~!

[i_killedmufasa]

[Scar sighs.] Would you stop that? I don't need cheering up.