canon is sondheim's company!

[crazyamy]

You - you actually think this is a good idea? Just throwing me out here into the world with no warning?

Do you want me to die? Because I might. I might die. You don't know. This kind of thing is extremely unpredictable. I might get hit by a car, or maybe drown when I'm taking a shower, or fall out of an airplane or something - anything!

... Oh god. This is terrible! What am I even supposed to be doing here?

-- Socializing?

You just want me to make friends? As in, with other people?!

I thought I was supposed to be the crazy one here! Just leave me here to die, why don't you.

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[soalive]

[ he waves a hand idly. ] I aim to please.

[crazyamy]

Well, I don't know if you could really consider me pleased...