shut up bunny i do what i want >:c

[warrens]

I don't think you can call it a 'canon review' if you're watching Wolverine, mate.

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[kingofnightmares]

You know, metal claws would detract from your 'cute' image. But, it couldn't hurt to try, hm? It'd be fun.

[warrens]

Think I'm fine as I am, thanks.

[kingofnightmares]

Oh yes of course. The floppy ears, big paws, fluffy tail...

Perfect as they are.

[warrens]

Don't make me hurt you, Pitch. Better yet, don't make me call over Tooth to rough you up while I sit back and enjoy the show.

[kingofnightmares]

What are you going to do? Egg me?

[Pitch rolls his eyes.]

And Tooth? I'm not scared of her. So she punched me once. Big deal. It's the first time she's ever done work in over 400 years.

[2cool4guardian]

Anything it's good enough as 'review' for them, Cottontail. Or should I call you Adamantiumtail now? Anyway, it could be waaaay worse. [He seems to speak from experience.]

[warrens]

You can call me anything you like, precious. Doesn't mean you'll get an answer.

[2cool4guardian]

Precious? [Well, that's a new one. Jack arches an eyebrow and chuckles.] That's an awful movie, by the way. Is that how she shows her love for you?

[warrens]

[ Yes, Jack, precious. Everything will become an insult when smothered in Bunny's dry sarcasm. >:c No regrets. ]

More like how she shows her love for the bloke with the big claws and poofy hair.

[brittlewind]

Yeah, not real sure a Canadian guy's gonna' help you sound more Australian.

[warrens]

Bloody hell, Jack. When did Manny see fit to slap some curves on those skinny legs of yours?

[brittlewind]

What're you talking about? I've always been a girl, Fuzzy.

[warrens]

Yeah, and my eggs have always been covered in feathers.

[dream_awake]

[Wolverine?]

[warrens]

Big guy, mutant human with shiny claws. Doesn't seem half as grumpy as she thinks, I reckon he's just dealing with a bunch of bad breaks the best he can.

[dream_awake]

[A small sandy wolverine rises up, sand teeth snapping. Beside it a sandy Bunnymund rises up, shadow boxing at the air.

Between them, a sandy table with a tea service swirls into being for the wolverine and Bunnymund to sit down.

Somehow Bunny's managing to stick out a pinky he doesn't have when he picks up his cup.]

[warrens]

Yeah, I could get along with him. Weird though it'd be sharing the same kind've voice, minus an accent.

[neveracoward]

I believe "unadulterated torture" would be more accurate than "canon review."

[warrens]

I've seen worse.

[neveracoward]

Of course there's worse to see. There's always something worse.

Still doesn't make any less torturous.

[warrens]

Me? I'm unbothered either way, she's the one picking the background noise.

[futureprofessor]

[Here, Bunny, let me make up for Jack's assholery with some moe.]

You should see it this way, Mister Rabbit: even when watching another canon, your mun thinks about you! It's flattering!

[warrens]

It is, you're right. Thanks, kid.

[futureprofessor]

Hehe, you're welcome! A smiling rabbit is better than a frowning rabbit.

[warrens]

That the creed you live by? Heh.