shut up bunny i do what i want >:c

[warrens]

I don't think you can call it a 'canon review' if you're watching Wolverine, mate.

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[kingofnightmares]

You know, metal claws would detract from your 'cute' image. But, it couldn't hurt to try, hm? It'd be fun.

[warrens]

Think I'm fine as I am, thanks.

[kingofnightmares]

Oh yes of course. The floppy ears, big paws, fluffy tail...

Perfect as they are.

[warrens]

Don't make me hurt you, Pitch. Better yet, don't make me call over Tooth to rough you up while I sit back and enjoy the show.

[kingofnightmares]

What are you going to do? Egg me?

[Pitch rolls his eyes.]

And Tooth? I'm not scared of her. So she punched me once. Big deal. It's the first time she's ever done work in over 400 years.

[warrens]

[ Oh, are those knuckles tightening? Correction, cracking. ]

She could've done worse. I'd rather not add to the score I've been racking up lately, if you wouldn't mind fading into the background — where you belong.

[kingofnightmares]

[Pitch only smiles softly, keeping his composure.]

And why should I listen to you, rodent? Afraid I'll scramble your eggs again?

[warrens]

Come closer and say that.

I apologize ahead of time if he becomes a real butt

[kingofnightmares]

I would but. I might catch fleas.

ditto for bunny, who is a butt on default

[warrens]

[ Taking a few steps over, he snaps and holds his ground. ]

You should count your blessings that you can slink away into a shadow whenever you want, otherwise you'd be yellow as a daffodil. Coward.

[2cool4guardian]

Anything it's good enough as 'review' for them, Cottontail. Or should I call you Adamantiumtail now? Anyway, it could be waaaay worse. [He seems to speak from experience.]

[kingofnightmares]

I just use what's ever available to me. Where ever there's light, there's bound to be shadow and darkness.

[warrens]

You can call me anything you like, precious. Doesn't mean you'll get an answer.

[warrens]

Yeah, you're a real monk about that stuff.

[kingofnightmares]

I'm only stating facts.

[warrens]

No, you're reeling off the same old dogma as usual. Doesn't mean a thing, Pitch, no one cares. [ Pointing. ] No one wants to listen to you.

[kingofnightmares]

I can always make them listen. You do, after all, with your exploding eggs and boomerangs.

[2cool4guardian]

Precious? [Well, that's a new one. Jack arches an eyebrow and chuckles.] That's an awful movie, by the way. Is that how she shows her love for you?

[warrens]

People like me, I'm not trying to terrify them out of their wits.

[kingofnightmares]

This is the role that has been given to me, rabbit. Nothing else. You give out eggs, I give out nightmares.

[warrens]

[ Yes, Jack, precious. Everything will become an insult when smothered in Bunny's dry sarcasm. >:c No regrets. ]

More like how she shows her love for the bloke with the big claws and poofy hair.

[warrens]

And you expect anyone to thank you for what you do? Hah! Pull the other one, it's got North's bells on.

[brittlewind]

Yeah, not real sure a Canadian guy's gonna' help you sound more Australian.

[warrens]

Bloody hell, Jack. When did Manny see fit to slap some curves on those skinny legs of yours?

[kingofnightmares]

[He narrows his eyes at the Guardian of Hope.]

I don't expect thanks. I expect to be recognized, and I am in many ways.