I am so easily enabled

[bitty_shinra]

Woah...

What is this place, Mundane-san? It looks so cool!

I was a little worried about missing school, but this looks way more fun! D'you think Shizuo will be here? I was supposed to visit him at the hospital...

Oh oh! Do you think Celty will be here? She'll probably come looking for me when I'm late for supper, she always comes running! She's so cool and pretty and-

Oh, who's that?

[The little boy runs off in the opposite direction. Clearly mun needs to buy him a leash...]

Comments

[bitty_shinra]

[Shinra's pretty sure it's glowering. Oh well.

No, certainly not. And he would definitely notice if he was injured!]

C'mon, Shizuo! What are you so worried about?

[kingshizuchan]

[It's practically the same thing when it comes to Shizuo, anyway. He's either glowering or sulking and Shinra tends to see the former one.]

That you'd do more than you're supposed to.

[Like using the opportunity of a cut or something to see how tough his muscles are or something.]

[bitty_shinra]

No way, Shizuo! I would take care of you properly! I'd never take advantage of an injured person!

[Oh, well that's nice-]

Besides, you're supposed to be in peak physical condition before I examine you!

[Never mind.]

[kingshizuchan]

You're not examining me.

[bitty_shinra]

Okay, Shizuo, whatever you say~

[kingshizuchan]

It better be.

[Or else you'll get the worst bruised wrist ever. Again.]

[bitty_shinra]

Hee, you still don't sound like you trust me, Shizuo! In fact, you sound like you wanna break my arm...

[kingshizuchan]

You're just really annoying.

[bitty_shinra]

And you're just really mean!

[kingshizuchan]

[Yeah? Well... Harumph. You know he doesn't try to be mean or abusive.]

[bitty_shinra]

[Just giggling. He doesn't try, but that certainly doesn't work out well. Shinra will need to get a leash for him.]

[kingshizuchan]

[Because leashes will work out so well.]

[bitty_shinra]

[Won't they? It works well enough for mun's other muses]

[kingshizuchan]

[Only for normal humans that really are normal humans.]

[bitty_shinra]

[But Shizuo, you know you're hardly normal yourself!]

[kingshizuchan]

[He is a prime example of Ikebukuro normal, bitch.]

[bitty_shinra]

[Ikebukuro normal is rest of the world insane, you know.]