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J u d g e A l e x a n d e r ([personal profile] forgetjudgement) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-01-11 05:24 pm
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On noisy Judges and musebox plans

--tooooootally not my color, we should redecorate.

Are you even listening, Mun? If I'm going to be one of those spiffy lawer-game-Judge (again) while I'm trapped in freaktown (again), at least the courtroom has to be like, really cool!

Not cold-cool, just cool.

Besides, hey! I'm not going to randomly go all Epic Judgement Lasers Of Heavenly Doom on everyone now, so I'll get to make a couple of friends and all that, right?


...right, Mun?



... ...




Wow. New levels of 'asshat' trophy for you. Congrats, Mun.
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forgetjudgement: (Huh...)

[personal profile] forgetjudgement 2013-01-12 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Like uh... round steak?

Not that I've tried it, I mean, it's been a looooong time since I had some real meat around. You know, city with undead all around and stuff, it gets complicated.


[Why are they so derpy.]
casts_flare: (But that's not possible!)

[personal profile] casts_flare 2013-01-12 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Round steak? How is that any different from normal steak? [Years after years of just eating a slab of meat and never knowing its name. Or bothering to know the name of it.] I mean, it's just round so... there shouldn't be much difference!

Does that mean bum meat isn't that different from any other kind of meat?

[And le gasp!]

City of the Undead!? That, that sounds horrible! Do you have a good White Mage with you? I mean, I can probably offer mine... if I knew where he is...
forgetjudgement: (But I _do_ remember your underwear)

[personal profile] forgetjudgement 2013-01-12 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Blinks slowly, watching her voice her thoughts about meat. Wow.

She's so cute, he can't handle it. He supposes not touching the meat issue for now is for the best.

...okay no, he'll try to explain.]

Iiiiii lost you there, girl, but one thing I'm pretty sure is that stores won't sell buttock meat. Like, dude, seriously, why would you. Even when it's round and probably tasty, but it's frowned upon most societies, yep.

[Grins!]

There are a couple of vampire hunters, they know how to deal with them. As long as we're not out of the city there's no problem. Though a White Mage would be awesome.
casts_flare: (I really want to try but I don't know...)

[personal profile] casts_flare 2013-01-12 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
What's buttock meat?


And... and... Vampire Hunters! [squeaks] What if they decide they rather kill you instead of um... the Undead!
forgetjudgement: (derp)

[personal profile] forgetjudgement 2013-01-12 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
They're cool, no worries!-- [And then. Buttocks again.

This was going to be awkward, right?]

Meat from your uh... buttocks.

[Slooowly points at her (really really really) cute ass.






(It's really cute)]
casts_flare: (But that's not possible!)

[personal profile] casts_flare 2013-01-12 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you pointing at my--

You want to eat meat from there!?!
forgetjudgement: (HALP CREEPY ICE WOMAN TRYING TO KILL ME)

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[personal profile] forgetjudgement 2013-01-12 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
What?! No, nononono!! It's just that you asked and you have a very very cute bum and I'M NOT EATING ANYTHING OKAY and this has to be the most awkward moment of the day.
forgetjudgement: (Tactical advisor at your service~)

[personal profile] forgetjudgement 2013-01-12 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
...you're really cute, by the way. Wanna go out?
casts_flare: (But that's not possible!)

[personal profile] casts_flare 2013-01-12 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Cute! I'm not cute! I'm a black mage, er wizard, er Witch! We're not supposed to be cute!


...G-GO O-OUT!?!?
forgetjudgement: (But I _do_ remember your underwear)

[personal profile] forgetjudgement 2013-01-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, dunno, dinner, movies, walk in the park hand in hand, you know.
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