On noisy Judges and musebox plans

[forgetjudgement]

--tooooootally not my color, we should redecorate.

Are you even listening, Mun? If I'm going to be one of those spiffy lawer-game-Judge (again) while I'm trapped in freaktown (again), at least the courtroom has to be like, really cool!

Not cold-cool, just cool.

Besides, hey! I'm not going to randomly go all Epic Judgement Lasers Of Heavenly Doom on everyone now, so I'll get to make a couple of friends and all that, right?


...right, Mun?



... ...




Wow. New levels of 'asshat' trophy for you. Congrats, Mun.

Comments

[casts_flare]

You shouldn't be so mean to your mun, Alexander!

[forgetjudgement]

B-but she's mean to me! I don't want to toast someone's bum just because they stole their mom's nail polish or something!

[casts_flare]

Well, no, that's not a good thing either but, but! She's your mun! You're supposed to be sort of nice to her?

Who knows what would happen if you don't!


And why does she want to toast a bum? I mean... is that something you eat?

[forgetjudgement]

I'm not judging her so that totally counts as being nice forever--

[Toasted bums..... being eaten.... in his head......]

Whoa, whoa slow down! You can't eat a bum it's like, cannibalism!! Unless it's an animal's bum. Then it's a-okay.

[casts_flare]

I guess but... [She frowns] But you should try to be even more nice to her than not just judging her, Alexander!

So, it really is something you eat? Only, if it's from an animal? But, that... doesn't make any sense! I mean, well, yes. Alright. I wouldn't want to eat a shoulder from a human but from a pig, I guess it's fine but, but.. a bum?

What does animal bum taste like?

[forgetjudgement]

Like uh... round steak?

Not that I've tried it, I mean, it's been a looooong time since I had some real meat around. You know, city with undead all around and stuff, it gets complicated.


[Why are they so derpy.]

[casts_flare]

Round steak? How is that any different from normal steak? [Years after years of just eating a slab of meat and never knowing its name. Or bothering to know the name of it.] I mean, it's just round so... there shouldn't be much difference!

Does that mean bum meat isn't that different from any other kind of meat?

[And le gasp!]

City of the Undead!? That, that sounds horrible! Do you have a good White Mage with you? I mean, I can probably offer mine... if I knew where he is...

[forgetjudgement]

[Blinks slowly, watching her voice her thoughts about meat. Wow.

She's so cute, he can't handle it. He supposes not touching the meat issue for now is for the best.

...okay no, he'll try to explain.]

Iiiiii lost you there, girl, but one thing I'm pretty sure is that stores won't sell buttock meat. Like, dude, seriously, why would you. Even when it's round and probably tasty, but it's frowned upon most societies, yep.

[Grins!]

There are a couple of vampire hunters, they know how to deal with them. As long as we're not out of the city there's no problem. Though a White Mage would be awesome.

[casts_flare]

What's buttock meat?


And... and... Vampire Hunters! [squeaks] What if they decide they rather kill you instead of um... the Undead!

[forgetjudgement]

They're cool, no worries!-- [And then. Buttocks again.

This was going to be awkward, right?]

Meat from your uh... buttocks.

[Slooowly points at her (really really really) cute ass.






(It's really cute)]

[casts_flare]

Why are you pointing at my--

You want to eat meat from there!?!

1/2

[forgetjudgement]

What?! No, nononono!! It's just that you asked and you have a very very cute bum and I'M NOT EATING ANYTHING OKAY and this has to be the most awkward moment of the day.

[forgetjudgement]

...you're really cute, by the way. Wanna go out?

[casts_flare]

Cute! I'm not cute! I'm a black mage, er wizard, er Witch! We're not supposed to be cute!


...G-GO O-OUT!?!?

[forgetjudgement]

Yeah, dunno, dinner, movies, walk in the park hand in hand, you know.

[finalheaven]

I can't help but feel partially to blame for this. My mun told your mun to be more open with you.

[forgetjudgement]

Hey, no worries~! She was going to be a jerk to me anyway, they've been planning this for months.