Voicetesting: In which Travis questions my choice in muses

[jerkitout]

Yeah, that's right. Your choice in characters has been seriously pissing me off lately. What do I mean? What the fuck do you think I mean? First off, you pick up every assassin and their grandmother but me. Then after you finally get rid of them all and pick up me you have the balls to leave her around? Have you gone insane? Bad Girl is batshit fucking psychotic! ...no pun intended.

...anyway, like I was saying before; get rid of her! I have to sleep in here, asswipe! I don't want some crazy bitch coming at me with a bat while I'm trying to catch some Zs!

[...]

Wait...WHAT?! You mean to tell me through those lazy-ass ellipses that you're actually apping HER to a game, but not ME?! What kinda fucked up shit is this?  No, you know what? Bullshit. I am not standing for this level of bullshittery. There's gotta be a place I can report your ass to! You know, I call up a hotline, tell them my story, then they go and get me a new player because you suck?

...no? ...nothing at all?

...

...well they should. Seriously, fuck you.

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[getdownfromthere]

He is the height of Renaissance battlegear fashion]

[growls in frustration] why do some people find it so difficult to obey the law?

[jerkitout]

[He deserves a gold star for that outfit.]

No clue. Although you gotta admit, some laws are pretty fucking stupid.

[getdownfromthere]

What?! [He points at the man with a rasp of scraping metal] All laws are made for a reason and must be obeyed, whether or not they make all that much sense! That is the first rule of being a guard!

[jerkitout]

A guard huh? You one of those "I used to be an adventurer like you..." guards or one of those "Stop right there criminal scum!" guards?

I'm thinking the last one.

[getdownfromthere]

[proudly] The kind that stops criminal scum!

[leans toward him with a quiet clank] Have you seen any around here?

[jerkitout]

Uh...nope. None at all, Officer.

[getdownfromthere]

Good!

[strides off, job well done]