canon is fable 3

[roadtorule]

Okay, okay, I get it. You really like how my hammer's turned out. I admit, it does look pretty cool, but if you ask me, you're getting waaayyy too excited about the fact that it looks like a bird. Can we move on now?

And, um, hey. Just one more thing... You know that whole "canon point" thing? Weird name for it, if you ask me, but that's not what I'm wanting to discuss. Don't you think it's, well... To put it frankly... A bitchy thing to do? Picking the one you've been talking about? Can't I at least know Walter's okay? That's all I'm asking for, really. I just want to know he's okay. Because if you send me someplace, and it makes me think I died out in the middle of the desert, without letting someone know that Walter needs help...

It's not like you don't know what you're doing! That's why you want to go with that one! Seriously, come on. Hey! Don't you walk away from me! Hey!

Dammit.

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[immorally]

Well, Hobbes are repulsive little creatures.

[Distraction worked!]

That said, it sounds as though you had quite an interesting childhood. Shame Sparrow went and died. I would have liked to see how she turned out.

[roadtorule]

[Success! ... kind of. Mostly. Not really. He isn't thinking about the Hero thing any more, but now the subject is on the death of her mother. She just can't win with you, can she?]

"Interesting" is definitely the word for it.

And it's like I said, you did see how she turned out. Kinda. You just haven't made it there yet. Or something. However this whole thing works.

[immorally]

[Sorry about that~ Only not, since it's Reaver, and tormenting Sparrow/Sparrow's offspring is what he does best! ...Well, one of the many things he does best!!]

This "canon point" thing is ridiculous.

[Speaking of, let's circle back around to the original point!]

So, from the sound of it, your mundane seems to have decided to take you from a rather nasty place in your timeline, hmm?

[roadtorule]

[As long as you don't actually trigger any of her panic buttons like that... thing that's talking to her in her first thread, COMING BACK TO THIS ONE IS A RELIEF TO HER AND TALKING TO REAVER SHOULD NEVER BE A RELIEF okay she's done being meta now, she can deal with it.]

Yeah, it's... Well, it just plain sucks balls. [To use Walter's favorite phrase. It makes her smile; she can't help it, even now.] Worst place she could pull me from, really. At least out here I know he's okay.

[immorally]

If I may pry, [which he's going to do anyway] who are you talking about?

[Wow, when he's the lesser of two evils...]

[roadtorule]

["If I may pry" riiiiiight]

Walter. My instructor-turned-advisor? [You know, the one she mentioned briefly earlier.] He was with me in Aurora when we... uh, met the Crawler.

[immorally]

I see, and you believe he perished out there - or at least you would if your mundane was cruel enough to go with that canon point.

[Hmm. That really is rather dreadful, isn't it?]

Well, I never had any sort of issue like that with my mundane.

[Reaver, you could have been taken from in the middle of magical torture, shush.]

[roadtorule]

[Well, la-dee-da, Reaver. :T For a moment she considers actually saying this, but decides against it. Except, well -- Okay, never mind, she's doing it.]

Well, la-dee-da, look at us, Mr. Lucky. Y'know, I've heard of these things called the "Universal Laws of Irony," and if you're not careful, you might bring them down right on your head.

[#i don't wanna grow up #i'm a toys-r-us kid]