A tribute to a zipper

[natalia_romanova]

You really did it.

You paid for additional icons to celebrate a part of my clothing? Are you really so shameless? No one will find this as funny as you do.

Work on icons of more important things please, we don't have long before things are transferred here and I don't want to be waiting on you.

Comments

[nobodysbishie]

Well, I'm laughin'.

[natalia_romanova]

Oh, yes, please do encourage her.

[nobodysbishie]

Under the circumstances? Yeah, I think I will.

An' hey. What you've got is definitely worth flaunting.

[natalia_romanova]

My body is a weapon, I was trained to--

DAMMIT! Another of those icons? Woman! I will end you in your sleep!

[nobodysbishie]

B'lieve me, I get it. Couldn't tell you how the Red Room training stacks up against what I learned in XSE Academy, but I'm familiar with the 'tear you down, rebuild you as a weapon' setup.

An' it's out of respect for that, that I'm not giving in to serious temptation and whistling at that display.

[Please don't mind the teenage boy.]

[wantedtobeacop]

[He's just kind of staring. Over here. Sitting calmly and uh-trying to be not-noticed?]

...That's bad...bad a bad...bad mun. Bad mun.

[As long as he realizes she could, and likely would, break him]

[natalia_romanova]

[She's the worlds best spy (Seriously, Marvel said so!) do you honestly thing you wouldn't get noticed for noticing?]

She is, and threats to her personal well being don't seem to make her any better.

[justwontstaydead]

It's pretty hard to blame her.

[natalia_romanova]

No, it's surprisingly easy actually.

[justwontstaydead]

Glad to see we agree. Modesty's overrated.

[natalia_romanova]

I have no need of modesty, it's pointless.

But this display is bordering on vulgar.

[morewidows]

It is a shame that they would choose to focus on that part of you, is it not?

[natalia_romanova]

It's a shame if she thinks it is the only aspect of me worth focusing on. She's joked about it before, but I think it's becoming an obsession.

[morewidows]

I wouldn't imagine playing a lovely young woman such as yourself would be of any merit or value if you were simply used as a tool for a fascination with your chest. That would be simply tragic.

[natalia_romanova]

Thankfully she has at least an equal fascination with my career in espionage, assassination and seduction.

[murdock]

Maybe a little overzealous, but can you blame her?

[natalia_romanova]

Yes, Matt, yes I can. I'm not Felicia after all.

[murdock]

Fair enough. Is it at least in good taste?

[natalia_romanova]

Not a phrase I equate with this woman this week.

[oneslickedison]

Oh that zipper ... [Howard Stark sighs happily, and tips an invisible hat to Natasha.] I will always have the deepest respect for that zipper.

[natalia_romanova]

Not a word, Howard! Not.One.Word.

[oneslickedison]

Did I say a thing? [innocent as a rose]

[natalia_romanova]

I can tell you're thinking it by that smirk.

[notanambassador]

Just passing along a message.

My mun was equally amused.

And as for myself, I'm sorry you're having to deal with their amusement.

[natalia_romanova]

You mun sounds as bad as mine then.