A tribute to a zipper

[natalia_romanova]

You really did it.

You paid for additional icons to celebrate a part of my clothing? Are you really so shameless? No one will find this as funny as you do.

Work on icons of more important things please, we don't have long before things are transferred here and I don't want to be waiting on you.

Comments

[nobodysbishie]

Well, I'm laughin'.

[Please don't mind the teenage boy.]

[wantedtobeacop]

[He's just kind of staring. Over here. Sitting calmly and uh-trying to be not-noticed?]

...That's bad...bad a bad...bad mun. Bad mun.

[justwontstaydead]

It's pretty hard to blame her.

[natalia_romanova]

Oh, yes, please do encourage her.

[As long as he realizes she could, and likely would, break him]

[natalia_romanova]

[She's the worlds best spy (Seriously, Marvel said so!) do you honestly thing you wouldn't get noticed for noticing?]

She is, and threats to her personal well being don't seem to make her any better.

[natalia_romanova]

No, it's surprisingly easy actually.

[nobodysbishie]

Under the circumstances? Yeah, I think I will.

An' hey. What you've got is definitely worth flaunting.

[justwontstaydead]

Glad to see we agree. Modesty's overrated.

[morewidows]

It is a shame that they would choose to focus on that part of you, is it not?

[natalia_romanova]

My body is a weapon, I was trained to--

DAMMIT! Another of those icons? Woman! I will end you in your sleep!

[natalia_romanova]

I have no need of modesty, it's pointless.

But this display is bordering on vulgar.

[natalia_romanova]

It's a shame if she thinks it is the only aspect of me worth focusing on. She's joked about it before, but I think it's becoming an obsession.

[morewidows]

I wouldn't imagine playing a lovely young woman such as yourself would be of any merit or value if you were simply used as a tool for a fascination with your chest. That would be simply tragic.

No worries

[natalia_romanova]

Is that supposed to be comforting?

It doesn't excuse her for this, at all.

[natalia_romanova]

Thankfully she has at least an equal fascination with my career in espionage, assassination and seduction.

[nobodysbishie]

B'lieve me, I get it. Couldn't tell you how the Red Room training stacks up against what I learned in XSE Academy, but I'm familiar with the 'tear you down, rebuild you as a weapon' setup.

An' it's out of respect for that, that I'm not giving in to serious temptation and whistling at that display.

[natalia_romanova]

Nearly exactly Red Rooms style, add in the colorful leaning to wiping out everything from your mind and programing you to think, feel, act and love as they saw fit. I was their plaything for too many years.

Cretin! That was not his way of encouraging you, mun!

(Heheh Sorry Nat, but so little ever makes you squirm)

I truly hate you.

You made 10 of them? This is not even close to being funny anymore.

[justwontstaydead]

I'm not excusing her. I'm thanking her.

[natalia_romanova]

I'm just thankful that once this thread is over with she can delete these and move on.

(Uhhh..why Nat? They seem to be a hit! Bucky will love them!)

Shut up woman! And leave him out of this!

[justwontstaydead]

Why? They're pretty popular, and with good fuckin' reason.

[murdock]

Maybe a little overzealous, but can you blame her?

[oneslickedison]

Oh that zipper ... [Howard Stark sighs happily, and tips an invisible hat to Natasha.] I will always have the deepest respect for that zipper.

[morewidows]

[Ooh, that sounds absolutely exciting.]

Perhaps this is something that will pass, then.

[natalia_romanova]

They are distractions at best. I've used my body when necessary but this is unnecessary.

[natalia_romanova]

It will, or she will never sleep soundly again.