A New Year

[sentryslinger]

Well now, Miss Mundane, I think now's as good a time as any to start workin' on those resolutions of yours. December will be upon us again before you know it, and you'll be no better off than you are now. Let's see if I can help.

[A pause as he skims the list.]

I can see one issue already. First thing you've got listed is that you're gonna work harder, and as flattered as I am that you'd take the time out of your busy schedule to let me post here, I'm thinkin' that might be a part of the problem right there.

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[sentryslinger]

Now I'm sure you've got other skills you could live on, slim. Maybe not ones you'd want to, though.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Fishing. Huntin'. Though I doubt a one-man fishing company is gonna keep me fed.