a fantroll.

[slipofthetongue]

Ok.
So you m@de @ journ@l for me.
Oooh, how spec!@l, you've even decor@ted !t. Sh!t, wh@t @ f@ncy s!ght to behold. !t's f@nt@st!c, espec!@lly s!nce !t won't be used @nywhere. Ever.
D!d you expect me to get on my knees @nd s!ng you @dul@t!ons for be!ng the ep!tome of generos!ty?
"Oh, omn!sc!ent @nd omn!potent mun, your humble serv@nt br@ys pr@!ses for th!s f!stful of useless p!xels you h@ve blessed h!m w!th."
W@!t! Bre@k!ng news!
No one c@res @bout f@ntrolls.
Even ! know that.

Comments

[a_bit_too_dapper]

I do not see how trolls of any sort are any more important than each other in this equal field.
I would extend the same to any of us in this situation.

[slipofthetongue]

Th!s pl@ce !s more l!ke some messed-up met@phys!c@l buffet th@n @ level pl@y!ng f!eld !f you @sk me.
People l!ke l@rge he@p!ngs of f@m!l!@r d!shes.
They're not fond of the fucked up look!ng loc@l produce.
C@n't s@y ! bl@me them.

[a_bit_too_dapper]

Perhaps we are not quite as popular but there are still people who care about our stories.

[slipofthetongue]

Th@t's qu!te @n upbe@t w@y of look!ng @t !t.
! /guess/ th@t's comfort!ng.

[a_bit_too_dapper]

Comforting I suppose though it does also mean they will be paying attention to and broadcasting our more tragic moments as well as the good ones.
Which at the moment in my own universe are going to be in abundance for me from the look of things.

[slipofthetongue]

You pl@y!ng th@t g@me?
Bec@use th@t's one suref!re w@y of wr@ck!ng up @ m@ss!ve corpse p@rty for @ll the joy you ever h@d.

[a_bit_too_dapper]

Yes and I noticed that rather quickly.
We haven't even entered the game proper yet and there has already been problems.

[slipofthetongue]

Let me guess.
!t's qu@dr@m@.

[a_bit_too_dapper]

No it is more serious than relationship issues.

[timelymaid]

well technically theyre not so useless as all that
since youre using them right now!
so maybe your mun deserves a little bit of credit :p

[slipofthetongue]

Ok. F!ne. !'ll g!ve her th@t.
But th!s !s st!ll @ re@lly dumb !de@.
@nd ! never @sked for one to bl@bber on @nd on w!th. Or to be used to !n
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Pretendy funt!mes.
!'m supposed to be keep!ng @ low prof!le.
Th!s doesn't help @t @ll.

[timelymaid]

why are you keeping a low profile
does this have something to do with your text color
im not sure saying youre supposed to be keeping a low profile
is in fact keeping a low profile

[slipofthetongue]

Well, th@t's
...
Look, th@t doesn't m@tter.
Show!ng up here's @lre@dy c@ll!ng enough unw@nted @ttent!on @s !t !s.

[timelymaid]

well now im curious!
its not like anything you say in this place can get you into trouble in other places
time and space dont act normally here
and i would know
im something of an authority on time!

[slipofthetongue]

You c@n be cur!ous @ll you l!ke. You won't @nyth!ng from me.
Th@t's the one story ! don't l!ke report!ng.
!t's @ dumb story.
@nd @ story not me@nt to be sh@red.
Bec@use !t's @ huge fl@m!ng p!le of fuck-ups @nd dumb@ssery.
!t's th@t type of story.
The k!nd th@t m@kes your @ncestors puke from secondh@nd emb@rr@ssment.

[timelymaid]

wow okay mr grumpsalot
you remind me of karkat
is there anything you do want to talk about then

[slipofthetongue]

!'m not grumpy.
!'m just honest.
@nd hell, ! don't know.
Who @m ! t@lk!ng to here?

[acrophobic]

Um, wel~l, I obviously don't real~ly know much about your mun but in my experience the journals and pictures can actual~ly se~e a pret~ty go~od amount of use.

So it might not actual~ly be that much of a waste in the end?

[slipofthetongue]

! doubt !t.
She's got noth!ng l!ned up for me.
@nd ! don't h@ve @nywhere other th@n th!s glor!f!ed so@pbox to go to.
!t's st!ll @ w@ste of t!me.

[acrophobic]

Oh, I se~e. Wel~l, this place real~ly isn't that bad! There's a lot of people to talk to. Or not, um, if that's more your thing.

And you never know what's going to hap~pen in the future.

[slipofthetongue]

Wow. You're r@ther opt!m!st!c for someone who's !n @ s!m!l@r bo@t @s ! @m.
!t's k!nd of p@!nful.

[acrophobic]

I'm sor~ry, that's just kind of how I am. I'm working on it, though?

And I think I might actual~ly be in a boat a lit~tle bit ahead of you! Maybe. It's a lit~tle dif~ficult to say for sure.

[slipofthetongue]

!t's not @ terr!ble th!ng. !'m just
Not used to !t.
Yeesh.
There @re @ hell lot more pl@yers th@n the g@me m@de us th!nk there w@s.
How f@r h@ve you gotten?

[acrophobic]

Oh. Sor~ry. I'm never real~ly sure when I'm making a mis~step so it's bet~ter safe than sor~ry.

Yeah, it definitely se~ems so! Which is a lit~tle weird since you'd think that it'd want us to have the best od~ds at win~ning. Um. We've al~l entered and are kind of starting to fe~el our way around now - it's pret~ty exciting!

[slipofthetongue]

Ye@h. Sorry to s@y, but the g@me's not @ll !t cr@cks up to be.
!t m@y be exc!t!ng now, but trust me.
Th!ngs w!ll !nev!t@bly go down the lo@d g@per.
!f not now, soon.