An ode. To boobies.

[kida]

But mun-saaaan....

[Dude. I got you accepted into a game. We need to get you actually started there. And you have tags waiting for you.]

That can wait, can't it? Just a little while?

[Don't start the puppy eyes on me. I'm your mun, remember? I know what you're doing.]

But then you have to agree! Such a beautiful miracle of nature needs to have an ode or two sung to it. And now that I've found the right song -...

[Oh yeah, very romantic.]

It's perfect!
Alright, if you want to skip the chitchat... I have only one question for you:
Is Anri's body the sexiest you've ever seen, or not?

[I guess if you're into absolutely huge -...]

SO YOU AGREE! Alright then~
Maestro, start the music!

oppai Anri style
Anri style~

everywhere there's so many pretty ladies to see
and not a single one of them I haven't asked out to tea
but not one of these ladies, even those in my top three
is as boobilicious as Anri

Mikado may think he's also really into Anri
but he doesn't even truly appreciate her body
there's no man alive worships her beauty as I do
Anri, can I go out with you?

you're so cute and you're so sexy
won't you please go out with me
you're so cute and you're so sexy
just say yes, please Anri
won't you come and have some tea with me~

oppai Anri style, Anri style
oppai Anri style, Anri style
oppai Anri style

hey sexy lady, oppai Anri style
hey sexy lady~

[OK, that's enough. The lyrics don't even fit and -...
And you don't care.]

Comments

[cleanse_theworld]

[Boobies? Why was he not surprised?]

How old are you, Masaomi?

[kida]

Sixteen. Why?

[cleanse_theworld]

You act very immature. Talking about boobes....really.

[sonof_thrain]

[Was this even in the same tongue?]

Why do you speak of, child?

[kida]

[Where is...? Oh, down there. Cool beard, bro!]

Of the finest boobies in all the land!

[sonof_thrain]

Are all Men children as crude as you?

Can't stop LAUGHING.

[naive_snake]

Why are you singing that?!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED~

[kida]

If you knew my boobilicious Anri, you wouldn't be asking such a question.

KIDA STAHP. SHOW BOOBILIOUS ANRI SOME RESPECT AND CLASS MAN.

[naive_snake]

Don't say that! Show her some respect!

If only someone sang it

[kuro_inu]

[ ... Once the song began, hearing the first word made him cover his ears. Andddd he will not remove them until the song is finished

And then- ]

How indecent.

Someone really should. But not me. XD

[kida]

There's nothing indecent about appreciating beauty!

I can see it now the future japanese pop star, a one hit wonder...KIDA ASSOMI

[carefreeking]

Ah, that's a pretty funny joke!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

[kida]

Oh, it's no joke! If you knew Anri, you'd understand.

[totallysane]

[Just this look.]

[kida]

[Ignoring the look. Forever.] Is that the next world-wide hit, or what? WE'RE GONNA BE FAMOUS!

[apolicegirl]

Um, Mister... I-I'm not sure this girl would really appreciate what you've written for her.

[kida]

No? But women love being serenaded!

[commanderbadass]

...kid, either yer some kinda masochist, or just flat out stupid. A song like that's a one-way ticket to gettin' a bloody nose at best.

[kida]

A bloody nose? [Of course he assumes the 'excited' kind.] Just because I appreciate beauty when I see it doesn't make me some kind of pervert.

[johnnyyongtroll]

You are many things Masaomi-kun. A singer is not one of them.

[kida]

Then what am I, since Izaya-san knows me so well?

[lovemantra]

[...

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Are you trying to kill her.]

[kida]

[YES. Because then she can join him in heaven, where he is everytime he looks at her~!]

What do you think? Undeniable hit potential, right?

[dissectinghersmile]

[Oh guess who's humming along through the whole thing. He wouldn't exactly say he agrees with the opinion of Anri, but hey, boobs are nice... especially on...]

Oppai Celty style~!

[Wait crap now he's singing out loud. Oh dear god it's impossible to control this muse.]

[kida]

Does that mean they don't have nipples?