An ode. To boobies.

[kida]

But mun-saaaan....

[Dude. I got you accepted into a game. We need to get you actually started there. And you have tags waiting for you.]

That can wait, can't it? Just a little while?

[Don't start the puppy eyes on me. I'm your mun, remember? I know what you're doing.]

But then you have to agree! Such a beautiful miracle of nature needs to have an ode or two sung to it. And now that I've found the right song -...

[Oh yeah, very romantic.]

It's perfect!
Alright, if you want to skip the chitchat... I have only one question for you:
Is Anri's body the sexiest you've ever seen, or not?

[I guess if you're into absolutely huge -...]

SO YOU AGREE! Alright then~
Maestro, start the music!

oppai Anri style
Anri style~

everywhere there's so many pretty ladies to see
and not a single one of them I haven't asked out to tea
but not one of these ladies, even those in my top three
is as boobilicious as Anri

Mikado may think he's also really into Anri
but he doesn't even truly appreciate her body
there's no man alive worships her beauty as I do
Anri, can I go out with you?

you're so cute and you're so sexy
won't you please go out with me
you're so cute and you're so sexy
just say yes, please Anri
won't you come and have some tea with me~

oppai Anri style, Anri style
oppai Anri style, Anri style
oppai Anri style

hey sexy lady, oppai Anri style
hey sexy lady~

[OK, that's enough. The lyrics don't even fit and -...
And you don't care.]

Comments

[cleanse_theworld]

[Boobies? Why was he not surprised?]

How old are you, Masaomi?

[sonof_thrain]

[Was this even in the same tongue?]

Why do you speak of, child?

[kida]

Sixteen. Why?

[kida]

[Where is...? Oh, down there. Cool beard, bro!]

Of the finest boobies in all the land!

[cleanse_theworld]

You act very immature. Talking about boobes....really.

[sonof_thrain]

Are all Men children as crude as you?

[kida]

Ah, but doc... These aren't just any boobies. They are the finest boobies in all of boobiedom!

[kida]

Are all little people so unappreciative of a beautiful woman?

[Thinks.] I guess backsides are more your thing, huh? You must get a lovely view from down there.

Can't stop LAUGHING.

[naive_snake]

Why are you singing that?!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED~

[kida]

If you knew my boobilicious Anri, you wouldn't be asking such a question.

[sonof_thrain]

Little people are the Hobbits. I am a Dwarf, not a Hobbit. [He narrowed his eyes at the lad.]

Impertinent, aren't you, boy? Did your mother give you no manners in your upbringing?

KIDA STAHP. SHOW BOOBILIOUS ANRI SOME RESPECT AND CLASS MAN.

[naive_snake]

Don't say that! Show her some respect!

[cleanse_theworld]

Dare I ask...who's boobies?

Showing her a class man RIGHT HERE \o/

[kida]

I respect her just fine! There can't be many other people who carry such a burden.

... Hmm, I wonder if she'd let me massage her back during lunch break...

[kida]

Of course! But she also taught me to share - so I gave them right back.

If only someone sang it

[kuro_inu]

[ ... Once the song began, hearing the first word made him cover his ears. Andddd he will not remove them until the song is finished

And then- ]

How indecent.

[kida]

Ah... A girl I used to know. Anri.

LIES. -slaps Kida-

[naive_snake]

What do you mean burden? There are more of you?!

Someone really should. But not me. XD

[kida]

There's nothing indecent about appreciating beauty!

Butbutbut he put the 'ass' in 'class'!

[kida]

Me? [All the confusion. ALL OF IT.] I was talking about her breasts! That's a lot of weight to be carrying around.

[sonof_thrain]

[Why was the boy dressed so oddly?]

Why do you wear such clothes, boy? You are not from Middle-Earth are you not?

[cleanse_theworld]

A girlfriend of yours perhaps?

[kida]

I know, school uniforms aren't exactly the height of fashion... [Nevermind that he'd personalized his a great deal.]

Middle-.. No. I started high school this year. [He's totally assuming the dwarf is talking about a middle school.]

[kida]

Hmm... That's sort of a difficult question.

[Of course, the easy answer would be no.]

[cleanse_theworld]

Oh, really? Masaomi....[Xargin sighed.]

Are you being a pervert again?