An ode. To boobies.

[kida]

But mun-saaaan....

[Dude. I got you accepted into a game. We need to get you actually started there. And you have tags waiting for you.]

That can wait, can't it? Just a little while?

[Don't start the puppy eyes on me. I'm your mun, remember? I know what you're doing.]

But then you have to agree! Such a beautiful miracle of nature needs to have an ode or two sung to it. And now that I've found the right song -...

[Oh yeah, very romantic.]

It's perfect!
Alright, if you want to skip the chitchat... I have only one question for you:
Is Anri's body the sexiest you've ever seen, or not?

[I guess if you're into absolutely huge -...]

SO YOU AGREE! Alright then~
Maestro, start the music!

oppai Anri style
Anri style~

everywhere there's so many pretty ladies to see
and not a single one of them I haven't asked out to tea
but not one of these ladies, even those in my top three
is as boobilicious as Anri

Mikado may think he's also really into Anri
but he doesn't even truly appreciate her body
there's no man alive worships her beauty as I do
Anri, can I go out with you?

you're so cute and you're so sexy
won't you please go out with me
you're so cute and you're so sexy
just say yes, please Anri
won't you come and have some tea with me~

oppai Anri style, Anri style
oppai Anri style, Anri style
oppai Anri style

hey sexy lady, oppai Anri style
hey sexy lady~

[OK, that's enough. The lyrics don't even fit and -...
And you don't care.]