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[distinctive_guy]

What're you mopin' around for?

I'm the one you're lookin' for new places to send to, alright? I'm the one you're tryin' to find... to find... things to do to. Oh which, I should be havin' a talk with you about.

Quit your mopin'. It's fuckin' annoyin'!!

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[distinctive_guy]

That's exactly it!! He keeps sendin' me to these places, man, and meetin' all these weird people with powers.

What's I'm s'posed to do?

[ageofthegeek]

Whoa. Whoa. Hold up.

Powers? What you mean, powers? What--like Superman kinda powers?

[distinctive_guy]

Yeah, there's this group, call themselves mutants. Guy's cool, controls metal and shit. Then there's others that heal people and...

I dunno. It's a freakin' circus some of these places he sends me.

[ageofthegeek]

Oh, no way! That shit is dope!

You gonna get to do that too? Y'know, like maybe get you some secret alloy glued to your bones and some big-ass retractable claws--? That'd be pretty cool, right?

Y'know, I know, 'cause I know how you like to punch things.

[distinctive_guy]

Quit it! I'm not in your fantasy comics, alright? I'm not suddenly Batman or.. or... or... Green lantern or somethin'.

This is real people I'm talkin' 'bout here. Real guy. Probably got experimented on in some secret lab somewhere and developed those skills.